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[XxCrimsonRxX]

Name: Rebecca
Nickname: Becca
Sex: Female
Sexual Preferences: Bisexual
Ethnicity: White, live in U.S.
Preferred Adult Erotica: All
Interests: Pretty much anything...can't really thinl of anything I don't like rite now.:)

[AbatedDust]

Welcome!
We certainly have been attracting a lot of ladies recently.
Please, make yourself comforable while I prepare the tea.

*Bows and runs off.*

[Redemptor]

Greetings,Im Red.
Welcome on the AL.Hope You will find Your place here,and have fun.
Although I shall warn You,this place is full of weird,and crazy stuff:P

[Takko]

Preferred Adult Erotica: All
Interests: Pretty much anything...can't really thinl of anything I don't like rite now.:)

Finally! Someone who can share my interest in everything!

[Marx]

*Sips the tea*Hmm, Abated, why does this tea taste like piss?

[Takko]

*zips up pants*

>_>

<_<

[Marx]

*zips up pants*

>_>

<_<
:)
:confused:
:(
:eek:
You son of a- get over here!

[Redemptor]

lmao

[Takko]

*gets over there*

[Marx]

Well, since I know that you see almost everything disgusting as "Hawt" I will just have to do this! Girls!*Two large-chested females in bikinis pop out of a nearby cave* TAKE HIM TO *Extreme closeup* APPLE!

[Takko]

Apple as in the corporation (Macintosh)?

[olath]

Greets. I'll let you guess which role I fill here.

I'm an asshole. You've been warned.

And we seem to be attracting lots of people. They just don't stay. I blame Ted and Bitch 1.

>Takko

I lol'd.

[kagomelover]

welcome to aeris lives crimson. yes the warnnings about this place are true. we made
it that wat intensionaly.it's much more fun that way.

[Marx]

Hey, can I be Bitch 2?:D

[Sai]

You'd probably be three.

I am surprised that someone actually proposed to such a role.

[cross_grave]

Welcome, Crimson.
*looks at Marx*
... Ok, I don't want to stay near him...

[Sai]

Oh?

Feeling inferior to Bitch 3?

[cross_grave]

No, I simply think that people willing to be someone's bitch are weird.

[Redemptor]

Sai,keep me out of this

[semmerling]

Bitch 3: "I ate yo balls and ate 'em up quick, l ate yo balls and left da dick".


Bitch 1: "No! My balls"!


Sorry. I miss ate my balls meme.

[Sai]

Oh look, bitch 3 decides to play 'evasion'

[Redemptor]

Stuff Yourself with your socks man.
And - You messed up numbers,Im not #3

[cross_grave]

According to him,you are.

[semmerling]

Bad Sai! Keep track of your bitches.

[Sai]

They ain't my bitches.

So yeah.

And yes, Bitch 3 is playing 'evasion.'

[Redemptor]

Again,You screwd up order of things.

[Sai]

Bitch 3 ain't here ain't he?

He ain't replying ain't he?

I consider that as evasionary tactics.

[Redemptor]

Who's bioch #2 then?

[semmerling]

They ain't my bitches.
You're the one who chose bitch 1 & 3. I don't think bitch 2 has been chosen yet.

[Takko]

Bitch 2 volunteered.

[semmerling]

Who was it?

[Redemptor]

Get names of those 3 bitches,so nothing will get messed up again.

[semmerling]

I know cross_grave is 1 and Marx is 3, but who's 2?

[Marx]

I know cross_grave is 1 and Marx is 3, but who's 2?
Bitch #2 is either Red or Takko.....

[cross_grave]

*aims a rifle at semmerling's face*
I. AM. NOT. ANYONE'S. BITCH!!!

[semmerling]

Don't point that thing at me! It was Sai who started calling you bitch 1. Or was it olath? I forget.

[Marx]

Don't point that thing at me! It was Sai who started calling you bitch 1. Or was it olath? I forget.
I don't.... know anymore

[AbatedDust]

I know its not me.
Olath called me by name.

[olath]

Sigh. You people forget so easily.

Bitch 1--cross_grave
Bitch 2--Red
Bitch 3--Marx apparently since he volunteered

And they're my bitches. Well, Bitch 1 and 2 are each others bitches as well, but they're mine ultimately. Ginyou decreed it, and thus it was.

[Marx]

Sigh. You people forget so easily.

Bitch 1--cross_grave
Bitch 2--Red
Bitch 3--Marx apparently since he volunteered

And they're my bitches. Well, Bitch 1 and 2 are each others bitches as well, but they're mine ultimately. Ginyou decreed it, and thus it was.
I wonder if Ginyou would want a bitch.....*Looks at Abated and Takko with a twinkle in his eye)

[Redemptor]

Hell no,Im not Your b!tch Olath.
And Grave is Google bitch,not mine.

[olath]

First:

I'd say he's perfectly normal human larvae.

And if Cross is Google's bitch and Google's my bitch, does that mean Cross is my bitch too?


Second:

Hell yes!!
Olath,with use of logic You gained sex slave.

*Generic level-up chime*

Sweet!

C'mere Cross and I'll give you something to use that pretty little mouth on....

Third:

*grabs both Cross and Red's head and smashes them into each other*

both of you are now each other's bitches and Olath's bitches

now shut the fuck up

you are killing my buzz

Fourth:

both of you are now each other's bitches and Olath's bitches

HELL FUCKING YES! That's why we love you Ginyou!

First, I'm a guy. Do you wan't to be gay?
Second, *takes out a gun and shoots Olath in the crotch* (censored) you (censored) bastard!!!

First, it's not gay. Balls are not touching and I'm receiving not giving. I direct your attention to Case #3012d: Pitcher vs Catcher. It states the following:

In the event of homo-erotic activities, it is not considered "gay" to be the one giving, referred to as "The Pitcher." Rather, the one on the receiving end, called "The Catcher," is most certainly gay.

Furthermore:

In the event of oral intercourse, the one "receiving head" is known as "The Pitcher" while the one "giving head" is known as "The Catcher" for obvious reasons and the purposes of this ruling.

Second, which crotch? Nevermind the fact that you missed horribly, but it would be nice to know what the hell you were aiming at.

Thusly, I am winrar.

[Takko]

I wonder if Ginyou would want a bitch.....*Looks at Abated and Takko with a twinkle in his eye)

Paints a giant "Ginyou's bitch" sign on Marx's head*

[Marx]

Paints a giant "Ginyou's bitch" sign on Marx's head*
*Kicks Takko in the balls*

[Takko]

*kicks Marx in the "Ginyou's Bitch" sign*

[Marx]

*kicks Marx in the "Ginyou's Bitch" sign*
Ow! You booted me in the head!

[cross_grave]

Olath... With all respect, I repeat that I'm not your b!tch, you (many censored words).

[olath]

Quiet you!

*Slaps Bitch 1*

[/Futurama reference]

If you truly meant "With all respect," you wouldn't argue with me. Of course, that would imply that you had a fully functional brain and actually knew who I was. But you don't. Otherwise, you'd be bowing out of respect for the fact that I am one of the pillars of the forums. In actuallity, of everyone on this iteration of the forums that has posted at least once, Forte and Prin are the only ones that have been around longer than me--That I'm aware of.

tl;dr: Respect your elders Bitch 1.

[Redemptor]

Necro-posting b!tch