I'm a dirty girlll

[Hanna]

I need a shower....

[assydingo]

*Gives her a tongue bath*

[olath]

Damn you woman!

You took the joke right from my mouth....

[Cross Clown]

Sports made you like that?

[Hanna]

No... I were home sick...
and my room got really
hot, and I had blankets.
*sweated*


Oooh! Assydingo, did you claim me?

[assydingo]

You sound very unhappy to be so grimy and filthy. How about you take that shower and I join you and we can talk? Would you like that? I'll help you wash to =).

Yep!

[Ginyou Rinsom]

i saw this thread with Hanna as the thread maker and i was sorta expecting half naked pictures of her dirty or something

[Cross Clown]

*drools*
My oh my what a sight to see. But Hanna probably won't do it right?

[Hanna]

I may not be dirty.... >>

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2927.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2933.jpg

Gaze upon my fat ass! Dx

[assydingo]

I may not be dirty.... >>

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2927.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2933.jpg

Gaze upon my fat ass! Dx

*licks*

[Hanna]

Rawrg! o.o
What's up with the licking?
And where are you licking?

[assydingo]

I felt catty...

Is there somewhere I can't lick?

[Hanna]

oO
My feet?

[assydingo]

Ticklish?

I don't know... feet are pretty damn sexy

[Hanna]

I don't like wearing shoes...
my feet are pretty dirty --
and, I have a nasty scar
on my right ankle >>
I'm only ticklish in one spot,
and my mom gets me there in public
It looks like rape, since I scream
when I am tickled...
Don't you dare.

[assydingo]

Since I am a kind master I will not tickle you

Instead I will demand you give me a 10% tithe. I AM YOUR GOD NOW.

[Hanna]

I don't have a job....
You're getting 10% of nothing...

[assydingo]

10% of your soul shall suffice

[Hanna]

I have no soul?

[Ginyou Rinsom]

will you two get a room or something?

[Hanna]

Noooo. It's called porn.
Well... live porn.

[assydingo]

We're not being that sexual at the moment

I can share Hanna if she's ok with it... if that's whats bothering you?

[Hanna]

We can make it a group thing...
Like an ORGY! ZOMG! That sounds good >>
I could also post more pictures, if you wants...

[assydingo]

That sounds good

I have a strange feeling someone hear will kill me to take you from me. That or because they think I'm a douchefag.

If so you must run to Hayden Panettiere, Emma Watson, and Natalie Portman. Have sex with all of them and bear me a son and I will live on through him!

[Ginyou Rinsom]

kinda hard to kill people when you two are practiclly boning each other here

[Hanna]

oO Sorry, I don't cyber --
just flirt like the inner retard I am.

Emma Watson? Hermione?
But her hair scares meee...
(In the books >>)

[assydingo]

We didn't really even cyber... your acting a tad weird.

The books are lame because I'm lazy and there long. Do you have something against Emma or girls in general?

[Hanna]

*practically a lesbian*
Nope. I don't like
girls who date their friends....

[assydingo]

Why? How is "friends with benefits" bad for a girl?

[Hanna]

In the last book....
(spoiler I guess)
Ron and Hermione marry.
oO and I have dated friends
Tis a bad idea, when you break up.

[Cross Clown]

I never really thought "Friends with benefits" was really practical mostly because it's just an excuse to not have emotional contact with others and the other "friend"

[Hanna]

Like one night stands!

[Cross Clown]

Somewhere along those lines.

[assydingo]

Rupert and Emma would be cute together though...

Name some girls you like? I'm curious

[Hanna]

Me? I like realistic girls...
<< So I like people
like the girl I might sit next
to in my English class,
or a girl I see at the mall.

[assydingo]

The idea with naming famous people is other people know what they look like...

So at least describe the physical attributes you go for

[Hanna]

Not huge boobs,
and not ultra skinny.
I don't go for preppy...
I don't know stars all that well.
>.O I live under a rock?
Not really, but Nebraska
is close to a rock, figuratively, it works.

[assydingo]

Sounds more or less what I like

Except you didn't mention height. Really tall girls are a turn off.

[Hanna]

I'm short....
So tall is a little awkward.
For us midgets out there.

[assydingo]

Yeah plus girls who are tall are descendants of Cain and thus evil and bitchy

So... how good are you at reeling women in?

[Hanna]

I get the crazies. Because
I am crazy myself. Last
one I dated had a voice in
her head, hurt herself, and
came to myself crying (but
wouldn't let me help her,
she'd go hug my mom, not me.)

[assydingo]

Don't really mind emotionally unstable girls

I mean, in today's generation, who the fuck is "ok" when being honest?

Moms are a plus. Your mom hot?

[Hanna]

We look a lot alike,
and she is 50 this year....

The problem I had with
her was she hurt herself,
then told me about it --
didn't ask for help, and
made me feel totally inconpetant
because I couldn't help her.

[assydingo]

Never having cut myself I'll probably never really get it.

Maybe it's a gene in your body that causes some to do it when depressed when others don't?

Anyways it is fucked to let your mom comfort her and not you. Unless your mom has like a Mother Theresa aura about her.

[Hanna]

My mom is a dialysis technician...
Nothing all that special about her.

[Sai]

Never having cut myself I'll probably never really get it.
the pain is fun.

I accidentaly cut myself at school once.

my seatmate said that an erasing shield could was so sharp it can cut flesh.

I swiped it through my wrist.

the pain was enjoyable.

[assydingo]

I can see torture being fun therefore cutting for pleasure isn't much far off

But doing it for depression... don't get

[Sai]

cutting yourself out of deppresion is shite.

then again, it should work, since intense pain relieves you of bad memories, and it gets you attention too.

for the others at least.

[Redemptor]

Somewhat image of sissy cutting own wrists reminds me only bout emo.

[Sai]

Somewhat image of sissy cutting own wrists reminds me only bout emo.

exactly.

but that's discrimination.

[Hanna]

But do you cut yourself, then
tell all your loved one about it?
Or do you keep it to yourself,
as a secret enjoyment? Mason
would tell me all about it, and
made me feel like no matter what --
I'd never be able to help. That the
only thing she could ever do is hurt herself.

[Takko]

Hannah I'm not gonna lie. Your typing format makes it moderately difficult for me to piece together your thoughts.

[Hanna]

But I always type like that...
It look weird to me to type
in long way now... And it
isn't all the hard... Just look
at it like stanzas or lines of
poetry... And it's Hanna.
No "h" on the end. *twitch*

[AbatedDust]

I have only one thought on this subject.
Why cut yorself when you can cut others?

Also, Hanna, stop calling yourself fat.
This is fat.
If you must, try and think of yourself as being... I dunno', supple.

http://www.ertra.com/temp/weekly/fat_lady.jpg

[assydingo]

*thinks hanna looks good*

not to mention easy to talk to, good taste in stuff, etc.

[Sai]

Bah, why need to hide it to the morons on society?
I have no loved ones. yeh.
This reminds me, as a counter to my sleep deprived day, I was whipping myself with a usb cable to survive sleeping during Calculus yesterday.

[assydingo]

You have no loved ones?

I claimed you xP *hugs*

I slept till 1pm

[Sai]

Yes, I have none.

And who the hell are you?

*chains dingo*

[Hanna]

Dingo claimed you....
Out of boredom! I drew
me as a kitty, and Dingo
near me... in retarded chibi style.

[Sai]

I refuse to be claimed...
Out of boredom! I drew
me as a kitty, and Dingo
near me... in retarded chibi style.
pic-ies?

I need a scanner......>.>

[Hanna]

BUT YOU WERE CLAIMED
I shall scan them...
once my shoulder stops hurting.

[assydingo]

You've never seen me and my DP would be hard to use... pics?

[Hanna]

I drew a guy with dog ears,
and a god tail... you give me
a picture of you? To make them
more accurate, so I can do a
funny/pervy one. *wiggles*

[Sai]

BUT YOU WERE CLAIMED

but that was the Sai from naruto..

or was it the weopon...

I refue to be claimed lest my full name be said.

[Hanna]

I was claimed, and my
full name was not used...

[Sai]

That was you.

I on the other hand, cannot be claimed ti'll Sai's family name is pronounced.

[assydingo]

Fine, I won't be your Teddy Bear sigh

Why do you have to go and ruin a good thing <.<?

[Sai]

Why would I care about good things that have no importance to me?

stay away....!

*barricades personal space*

[Marx]

Why would I care about good things that have no importance to me?

stay away....!

*barricades personal space*
*Breaks down Barrier with a drill from Anime "Dead Leaves"* "THERE IS NO WHERE YOU CAN HID, SAI! GIVE UP NOW!!!

[Hanna]

Sai, you will let me <3
You want me in <3

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2928.jpg

[AbatedDust]

damn!!!

[Hanna]

xD
Let me innnn~~~<3

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2932.jpg

*about to dig into her older pictures*

[assydingo]

The picture and the words sounds like a sexual invite o.o

As your master, I approve. Have fun with Sai!

[Hanna]

The picture and the words sounds like a sexual invite o.o

As your master, I approve. Have fun with Sai!

I didn't realize it at first,
but by the time I posted it,
I got it, and the nympho in
me was saying DO IIIT!

Come on, Saaaaiiii
Let me in ~~<3

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2561.jpg

[AbatedDust]

Gah!
She's a demon!
She has red eyes!
She...she...she's still hot.

[Hanna]

Please? Let me in?

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2560.jpg

[AbatedDust]

Tilt your head back a little more, I think I see a booger.

[Hanna]

....
Fuck you....
*hides her big nose*

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2562.jpg
.... >>

[assydingo]

We should try and get Hanna and Sai to really have sex!

[Hanna]

*doesn't cyber*
Ohhh, snap~~
>>

I'm about to get risky......

[AbatedDust]

I don't even know what Sai looks like.
I can't remember, has he posted a picture of himself before?
Hanna, you nose isn't big, stop being so self-concious.

[assydingo]

Hanna, you're pretty, master says so

Stop defying me! >0

[Hanna]

OK... I'm pretty...
but Abat was the one who
made a comment about my
nose! It's his fault!


http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2697.jpg
>>;

[assydingo]

Posting pictures is good... good Hanna

Abat, bad boy! *Pulls his pants down and bends him over* You won't do this again, I'll make sure!

[Break]

Good god, a cute girl with a webcam.

This place is awesome.

[assydingo]

I know it's a long shot... but is Break a Ziggy Tardust reference?

[Hanna]

You should all know --
That duct tape hurt
like a bitch to get off -.-;

[assydingo]

We never told you to put tape on your breasts...

[Hanna]

Yeah, I did that picture
as a commission....
The guy asked for it that way.
>.O

[assydingo]

I... can't fathom a guy asking for that

He should have you asked you to lick your breasts or something, anything, that makes sense!

[Hanna]

I can lick my own breasts!
I spilled food on me in my room...
*once in her room, is nude*
and I licked it off... I had no towel....

[assydingo]

That's good to know...

I once knew a girl who enjoyed being on cam a little to much... depending on who you ask

[Hanna]

You got no clue...
I have nudes... But I don't
share them with people....
I do signs though... >>
Like horrible, I want sex ones.

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2444.jpg
Seeee?
(Hah, see-through panties...)

[assydingo]

Well she liked to masturbate on cam so... yeah

She was almost to sexual though. It's all she'd talk about.

I want sex ones? Example?

[Hanna]

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2445.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2471.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/IMG_2227.jpg Not a sign

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/IMG_2225.jpg Not a sign....

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/IMG_2050.jpg

http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/IMG_1948.jpg

Some of these are insanely old...
Like before my boobs got big >>

[assydingo]

This is a stupid question... but are you on Gaia alot? That seems to be sign central

Got a newer one for breast reference?

[Hanna]

I used to be on gaia a lot.
But some stupid ass person
got me hacked, then my hacked account
got banned... so I got a new one, and
I hate it, pretty much. It's all nooblets...
Like, 9 year olds pretending to be 13,
or 13 year olds trying to be 17.

I like making signs....

RE-POST
http://i35.photobucket.com/albums/d184/Aisha5121/Album%202/IMG_2928.jpg

In the last pictures, I was
probably anywhere from a
B-cup to a C-cup, and now..
Hanna is a D-cup! Sweet!

[assydingo]

Gaia has some really intelligent people... but they're few and far between

I remember this one girl who was 13 who was a cam whore. I sware, she was probably working with Chris Hansen x.x. That or an evil nymphet torturing the souls of good men.

D works good for you.... <.<

[Hanna]

Actually.. I think I might be
close to a double D now...
>.O
It makes playing DDR very hard....
If I jump too high, the bounce
hurts my chest... -.-;

[assydingo]

DDR is exhausting.. or I'm just really lazy

Double...D.. almost to big. Stop growing!

[Hanna]

They come from my dad's
side of family! You should
see my grandma! She's like
80, and her boobs are still
bigger than mine! Then there's
my cousin Jody, and she's
an E cup, or something crazy like that
@_@
I do want to stop growing...
My bras from this size are cute,
and comfortable... plus, clothes
don't fit right when your boobs are huge.

[assydingo]

I agree (the bra thing)

It's got to suck being old and have tits. At least God was fair and made it so men can hardly get up.

I don't want to grow up now x.x.

[Hanna]

I don't want to gain weight...
that means bigger boobs, and
I want my 7 year long puberty to end....

[assydingo]

My voice changed when I was like... 11?

Plus the hair came fairly early. I love having a full grown beard, just to piss of those who can't grow won.

Puberty has it's ups and downs

[Hanna]

My voice changed o.o
It went higher. I already
sounded girly, and now I have like...
anime girly voice sometimes >>
My boobs never really grew a lot until
I hit 8th grade (13-ish, I guess)
and the pimples! My GOD! I still get them...
they started showing up in about 10th grade.

[assydingo]

Yeah... pimples.. not fun

My mom used to jump for joy to pop them... I don't miss that

Eh... I don't care much about Anime these days.

[Hanna]

But I sound like I'm from an anime....

My mom used to pop mine...
so I'd pop my brother's as a revenge/outlet.
My sister is four years older than me,
and my face is still clearer than hers....

[assydingo]

*has no siblings*

My mom's bf has two kids and I hate them sometimes

They're skin is PERFECT, they don't have an ounce of fat, etc. It's... so... wrong.

[Hanna]

The stereo-typed prep, right?
I have preppy glasses... it's what they
are called, but I think they look emo >>

[assydingo]

Prep... forget exactly what that entails

Girl is good-hearted but takes after her whore mom and whore sister by wearing tiny skirts and stuff

Guy is run-of-the-mill stupid ass kid who is emo and likes explosions

Girls in glasses = <333

[AbatedDust]

Behold, Hannime!

http://i26.tinypic.com/qnwp6x.jpg

[kagomelover]

now thats pretty clever abat.

[AbatedDust]

Thank goodness saving as a JPG file kid of blurs the collors together.
Otherwise it would have looked really strange.

[Hanna]

oO
You just put that in like
photoshop and edited it @_@
gave it the drawn effect >>
I think it looks bad

[AbatedDust]

You wish... I did it in MS Pain(t)!

[assydingo]

Hanna is pretty but that..

Prinny should do something Hanna

[AbatedDust]

Hanna is pretty but that..

Prinny should do something Hanna

Is that a compliment or an insult?
I can't tell.

[assydingo]

Just didn't think it worked to well

Good idea though

Can you draw?

[AbatedDust]

Anyone can draw a masterpiece if given enough time.

http://i31.tinypic.com/2h6x006.jpg

I can't compete with anyone like Prinny or Hanna, mainly because I lack motivation.
If I was motivated, sure, I bet I could do pretty darn well.
However, usually I couldn't even draw a good stick-figure.
On that picture I wasn't trying very hard.
Thats probably why it ended up kinda' funky.

[Cross Clown]

It's actually fine to me. I see no problem with your art.