King of the hill

[Kichigai]

Not sure if this is already here or not. Also if it needs to go into a different thread I'm sorry >_<

This is basically what it says, find ways to capture the hill from the opposite person, normally in a very violent manner. Then proceed to claim the hill using "my hill" remark.

But I'll start off with this:

I walk up a hill and proclaim it mine

MY HILL

[BaronBukkake]

send ^ to moon

MY HILL !!

[Kichigai]

I have the moon aliens bring me back from the moon. I then proceed to beat the crap out of you with a crowbar.

--MY HILL--

Also I forgot to mention. If there's something that someone locks you away etc. You have to find a way to get back and capture the hill.

Like if someone trapped you in a box at teh bottom of the ocean, you'd do something like this:

"Well aquaman actually does something and gets the whales to tow me back up to surface" or something like that.

[cross_grave]

*scorches Kichigai with a flamethrower*

My hill.

[Cat]

*Drops half a ton of fresh earth on Grave, topping up the hill and standing on top of it*

MY HILL!

(if I do this twice more, I can call it MY MOUNTAIN :))

[Redemptor]

*Lures away Cat with Brad Pitt*

My Hill..

[cross_grave]

*tames a family of moles and orders them to dig a way to the surface, then performs the Ballbuster kick on Red*

My hill.

[HailStone]

My army of deadly alien lesbian space robots attack grave.

My Hill!

[cross_grave]

*uses an army of robotic tentacle monsters to defeat Hail*

My hill.

[Cross Clown]

*has meteors hail down on grave*

MY HI- there is no hill anymore...

[cross_grave]

*melts the meteor with a fireball, then buries Clown under a pile of lava*

Now there is. I mean, will be when the lava cools down. And it's mine.

[BlueSpear]

*creates a new iceage and freezes everyone in big blocks of ice*
MY FROZEN HILL THINGY!

[Redemptor]

*recovers from balls pain,wears thermal-protective suit and pushes away frozen BlueSpear*

..My Hill..

[cross_grave]

*melts the ice with a flamethrower, then sends a pack of hungry lions after Red*

Not anymore, impotent-sama.

[Cat]

*Has Brad Pitt act as Mr.Smith once more and gets Grave shot from a Anti Material Rifle from 1.5 kilometres away*

*Then cuffs Brad Pitt and drags him with her on top of the hill*

My Pitt! And MY HILL!

[Kichigai]

Gets Goku to do a kamehameha, that takes out pitt, cat, and half the hill.

My hill...that's extremely downsized..

[cross_grave]

*sends an army of zerglings after Kichi and Goku, overwhelming them with numbers, then orders the drones to rebuild the hill*

Morons, stop destroying my hill! Do you have any idea how much vespene gas it takes to repair it?

[Kichigai]

Takes out all the zerglings with a katana, then proceeds to slice grave's head off and then bomb the hill just for chuckles.

MY HOLE!!

[Redemptor]

Game loose its taste,once megalomania freaks get into act...

*kills each lion with headshoot from .50....walks upon hill,and does same with Kichigai*

MY domain!

[cross_grave]

*beats the crap out of Red with his head*

My terrain.

[Kichigai]

My foot visits your face

My...uh...something that rymes...think think!!...

MY..er...gain..?

[cross_grave]

*shrugs*

Idiot...

PHANTOM PHOENIX!

This is going to hurt.

My burned earth.

[Kichigai]

O_O...oh...ow...

Well after I am revived through some miracle...

You get hit by lightning because you're the tallest object!

I rebuild a hill and make a cave inside it. I hide in the cave..

My cave hill.

[cross_grave]

*gets up, slightly scorched*

Cough... Good thing I've got rubber shoes.

*fills the cave with lava*

That'll do. My hill.

[Kichigai]

I manage to dig myself out of the hill and push grave off...

My hill

[cross_grave]

*climbs back and backstabs Kichi*

My hill.

[Kichigai]

*Takes the knife out of his back, stabs a random woodland creature and then chucks it at grave, thus making him unconscious*

My hill...I think I need a doctor...

[cross_grave]

*wakes up and summons an undead doctor, which begins to eat Kichi*

Here you go. My hill.

[HailStone]

*A hailstorm hits grave*

My hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

casting a black hole around Hailstone and climb that hill for the first time !


My Hill

[cross_grave]

*waits for the hailstorm to die out, then kicks Dawn into the hole he created*

My hill.

[BlueSpear]

*Buries Grave in the hill* My Cemetery!

[cross_grave]

*Grave's tamed family of moles digs him out, then viciously attacks Blue*

My hill.

[BlueSpear]

*is wearing a protective armor, the moles break their teeth as he pours lava into Grave's hole* And stay there, buried under MY HILL!

[cross_grave]

*backstabs Blue*

Do you think that I'd stay in the hole after being dug out? Moron.

My hill.

[cross_grave]

*flies around the world and lands on the hill, removes the spear from his body and mutilates Blue*

My hill.

[Kichigai]

I come flying out of the sky wearing a chicken costume, and then beat teh crap out of you with a dead fish.

My hill

[cross_grave]

*smashes Kichi's face with a mallet*

My hill.

[Kichigai]

I poke you with a stick, thus making you magically explode.

My hill

[cross_grave]

*reverses the magical explosion with magic, then performs a series of crazy experiments on Kichi*

Not anymore.

[Kichigai]

Muahahahhaaaaa, my evilness owns you.

My hill

[JokerK]

I throw cards at you, while really it was a distraction to get my goons to move the hill underneath you somehow and you fall into a pit of sharks.

I take the hill.

Although Barney is standing guard for me.

[HailStone]

*shoots Barney in the stomach, throws the Joker into a pit of toxic chemicals*

My Hill.

[cross_grave]

*unleashes a Zerg rush upon Hail, then orders the drones to construct a new Hive on the hill*

It belongs to the Swarm!

[Sixth_Dawn]

having my protoss fleet firing proton bombs upon the zerg hive reducing them to ashes , then set a landing troop down and build up some cannons ...

My Hill !

[cross_grave]

This should do the trick.

Black Hole Cluster!

My... Uh... Wasteland?

[Sixth_Dawn]

( ui that hurts *g*)

well , have celine dion singing an extraordinary high sound to let you explode like a glass...

then building up the hill again and CLAIM it.

[cross_grave]

*places stoppers in his ears, then kills Celine and beheads Dawn with a spoon*

My hill.

[HailStone]

*stabs grave in the back with a butterknife.*

[cross_grave]

*removes the knife and stabs Hail in the eye*

[HailStone]

*takes out another butterknife and decapitates grave*

My hill!

[cross_grave]

*bashes Hail with the severed head*

My hill.

[raemnant]

chuculain will sit on you!!!!!!

[Marx]

Ku, I believe you forgot to say something. *Throws down raemnant far into the ocean and into the pit of the Titans*

My hill.

[cross_grave]

*re-attaches his head and hits Marx with a mace*

My hill.

[HailStone]

*vaporizes grave with my lazer beams*

My hill.

[DrunkEntropy]

shoves a broken bottle in Hailstones throat

My hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

take DrunkEntropy out with his AWP

My Hill

[Marx]

*Snaps Sixth_Dawn's neck with some nunchucks*

My hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

draws out the Master Sword out of the Rocks, cutting the nunchucks into pieces and tear Marx Head off his shoulders...

My Hill

[Marx]

*Quickly grabs head, whacks Sixth_Dawn in the face, and reconects his head to his body, finished up with a kick that launches dawn to the bottem of the hill.*
Mi Hill.

[HailStone]

*shoots Marx in the back of the head*

My hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

climbing up the hill again, pulling out a knife and stabs hailstone in his left eye

my Hill

[JokerK]

"Pulls out knife, from Hailstones eye while kicking him down the hill. Then slices Sixth Dawn in the throat, blood is continuously squirting out. Rips Sixth Dawns head off from the slice and then keeps it as a trophy."

My hill now.

So...

Bring it!

[HailStone]

*climbs back up and pushes the joker off into a pit of chemicals*

My hill...bitches.

[Sixth_Dawn]

my head , now lying on the floor, rejoins with demonic power to my body. i stand up and push hailstone in his own pit of chemicals.

My Hill.

[HailStone]

I come looking like the JOker and throw razor sharp playing cards at sixth dawn.

My Hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

*catches the cards with a glove made of dragen scales and throws the cards back. Then watching how the fake-joker is rolling down the hill.*

My Hill!

[Cat]

*sneaks up on Sixth Dawn, then pounces down on him with a bucket full of mud*

*covers him all over in mud, molds the mud into a ball, quickly blow-dries it and then gives him a gentle nudge that sends him rolling downhill*

My hill! (And where'd my Brad Pitt go?!)

[Redemptor]

He's over here!

*he waves hand,pointing Brad Pitt standing at footsteps of hill.*
*And again,luring Cat away,he takes up the top*

My hill...

[HailStone]

*Uses the powers of the Funk to crush Red*

My Hill.

[Cat]

*summons a rainstorm to soften the ground*

*drops a conveniently delivered ACME fridge on HailStone, ramming him into the softened soil*

My HailStone-containing hill! *drags her Brad Pitt along*

[HailStone]

*I shapeshift into a rabbit digging my way out...then I bash your head with a battle axe and eat your heart while your Brad Pitt watches...thereby stealing his soul.Then I shapeshift into a desert hawk and land on top of the hill unharmed.*

[Jrockin]

*Appears falling out of the sky and lands on HailStone, killing Hail instantly but breaks my legs* Argh!

My hill kthnx

[JokerK]

*Revives hailstone. Breaks of arms of Jrockin and then rips off his head as usual."

Hailstone want to play some vollyball??

Oh, I claims hill now.

[HailStone]

"Sure...why not?"

*Throws the head at Joker so fast it kills him*

My Hill.

[Jrockin]

*Head slowly floats behind Hailstone...... then suddenly... FACE HUGGER!!!!*
*I plant and egg inside Hailstone's body allowing me to take control of his body and mind*
My hill. Well... technicaly... not my hill. But still. My hill

[Marx]

*Finishes putttin skull back in place and burns Hailstone's body before Jrocking can mature inside him*

My hill...right?

[Cat]

*sneaks up from behind, wraps him up in christmas present paper, puts a giant red ribbon on top, labels it "surprise" and sends the packet off to Ginyou's adress*

My hill now.

[Kichigai]

Rips cat's arms off wookiee style, and then proceeds to beat her to death with them.

My hill.

[HailStone]

Slaps kichigai

My Hill.

[HolyFalchion]

Hits HailStone with laptop until it breaks. Then picks up TV and throws it at him. Also sues for the damages with Phoenix Wright as lawyer.

Now the hill is mine! And as an another bonus, HailStone loses in court.

[HailStone]

Files a lawsuit against Holy for 55 kajillion bucks using that one guy who got OJ off. Then blows up the courtroom.

My Hill.

[Gaara of the Funk]

(This is chewbacca....lulz.....)

*Smashes HS's head in with a brick*

My hill...........

http://www.hentailite.com/forum/uploads/1202271053/gallery_25_51_7937.gif

[HailStone]

*throws the brick at Gaara*

My Hill.

[doreo503]

*Knocks hailstone off of hill with a mighty falcon kick*

My hill

[JokerK]

*Sends Dor to hell to burn for all eternity*

My hill.

[HailStone]

*kicks the Joker into Sparta's Pit Of Death.*

[Kichigai]

Still joker's hill seeing how hail didn't claim it...so I walk up on the hill and throw mines all around the hill thus keeping anyone from charging it.

My hill

[HailStone]

*I send monkeys to set off the mines*

Now it's my hill.

[JokerK]

*Climbs back up pit with bananas for the monkeys. They are distracted so I shoot my nerf gun of poison at hail and you faint.*


I claim it my hill.

[Kichigai]

I kill the monkeys and then make them zombie monkeys under my control...so now they're only interested IN YOUR FLESH!! *oooowweeeeeoooooo*

You die getting ripped apart from zombie monkeys...

My hill.

[HailStone]

*your zombie monkeys get raped by Nemesis*

My Hill.

[Kichigai]

I beat the crap out of you with a squirrel...

my hill.

[HailStone]

I beat the crap out of you with a gopher.

My Hill.

[JokerK]

Gopher turns on hail and eats him.

My hill.

[HailStone]

the gopher's feces odor makes Joker vomit out his own intestines.

My Hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

take out a bazooka and vaporise everyone and everything on MY HILL

[JokerK]

My clone comes up and gauges out your eyes then anally rapes you to death.

My hill.

[HailStone]

*My roflcopter shoots a missle at Joker*
http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll231/Chris1058/Roflcopter.gif

[JokerK]

Mah Kirby eats your missle.

Mah hill!

[Tears of Blood]

*Destroys the hill in a firey hell-blaze*

My valley.

[nosfaratu]

Find an army of trucks to fill the valey. My Hill!

[Sixth_Dawn]

casting acid Rain to destroy you and your trucks, then fill the vally with earth... My Hill

[HailStone]

I use my giant red shovel to dig out the earth and pile it on top of Sixth Dawn.

OH..and MY HILL.

[flamekeepr]

Summons Many fanboys who quickly drive you insane with their debate one which show is best. You promtply pulls your brain out through you ears and i claim the hill. My fanboy shield might be annoying but DAMN DOES IT WORK!

[HailStone]

*I fire mah laz3r*

My Hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

*I fire mah double l33t laz3r* :p

My Hill

[HailStone]

*I fire mah sooper dooper 1337 l33t laz3r*
Shoop Da Woop!

[Sixth_Dawn]

*I fire meh ultra mega X1337X l33t protonblaster that fucking killz you all*

My Hill ( still xD )

[JokerK]

I push you off.

My hill.

[Sixth_Dawn]

i climb up again and cut you into pieces with my hatori hanso sword ... My Hill

[Tears of Blood]

*Gets a contractor to level the hill and build a orphanage where it used to be*

My Orphanage.

I DARE you to destroy it and all the poor little orphans in it.

[JokerK]

*Makes new Hill*

Since you didn't claim hill I will.

MY MOTHER FUCKING HILL!

[Hall]

I take one of the orphens from the orphenage that used to be the old hill and strap a bomb to him. I then send him over to you and detonate him when he gets close enough to you.

My hill.

Bitch.

[HailStone]

I strike your orphanage with a nuclear missle.

My Hill.

Motherfucker.

[JokerK]

See you guys mistook Rosie O'donnell for the hill.

The real hill is all the way over here! Where I am standing. See?

My hill.

[Llaramatic]

I dig a hole and barricade the outer rim with cinder block walls.

I am now king of the hole.

[Hall]

I toss a grenade into Llara's hole. (that sounds dirty...)

I then tunnel my way under the hill and drag Joker down once I reach the top, and then beat him to death with my shovel.

[Cat]

... And while everyone's busy beating each other up, I claim the hill.

My hill.

[Tears of Blood]

I send a swarm of necromorphs to rape and kill everyone near and around the hill.

Their hill. <_<

[HailStone]

*I grab your legs from behind and throw you off.*

My Hill.

[Drakelet]

I eat you.

My hill.

[HailStone]

I punch you.

My Hill.

[JokerK]

I pimp slap you.

My hill

[Drakelet]

I throw a cardboard box at you.

My hill.

[CelingCat]

I cut the top off the hill

My mesa

[elsavira]

I rebuild it closing you in,

My hill, Now named:

Elsa hill (couldnt come up with anything)

[JokerK]

Damned cardboard box! I'm back, anyways, throws tiny net at you.

My hill.

[LykaiosAzriel]

*scares you off with a holographic projection of your greatest nightmare* My hill.

[incapable]

I throw a twinkie off of the hill, and you follow it.

My hill.

[Flying Sagittarius]

*Pushes incapable off the hill*

My hill.

[JokerK]

I throw you off the hill.

My hill.

[Drakelet]

I nuke you.

My crater.

[Overlord_Kakashi]

I reverse time to turn you into nothing and the hill back into a hill

My Hill

[DemonDudez]

I'll take over your hill and win the match.

My Hill

[incapable]

I rent a dump truck and loader and move the hill to Neverland Ranch.

Michael's hill.

[Griptape860]

I send a little boy to walk away from the hill and Michael follows.

My Hill

[incapable]

I eat the hill spoonful by spoonful.

My hill.

[DemonDudez]

I'll take control of all your hills and send you to the bottom of it.

My Hill.

[incapable]

I'll take control of all your hills and send you to the bottom of it.

My Hill.

It's in my stomach, fail.


I laugh as you control all hills that are worthless.

Still my hill.

[HailStone]

I buy the mortgage to the hill thus claiming it.

My Hill.

[elsavira]

I Move the hill to my property, my hill

[incapable]

I shit the hill out. I no longer want it, therefor:

Your hill.

[Drakelet]

Yay, my hill! ^^

[elsavira]

Falcon punch on you!

My hill

[JokerK]

I pee on you and the hill.

You and the hill are both mine now!

[Veril3421]

Dimension Slash on both you and the hill

My Half cut hill! :D

[DemonDudez]

I took all the worthless hills and made them one big hill.

My Big Hill. :) :>

[incapable]

I take the hill and enter it in the '08 presidential race.


Hill '08

[Drakelet]

I vote for the Hill. The Hill loves it's only voter and asks for a date.

My Hill.

[incapable]

I make tender love to the hill and impregnate it with a little rockbaby.

My baby's momma.

[DemonDudez]

Hills now mine.

My Hill.

[incapable]

I confound you with a complex paradox and then stab you in the neck.

My hill.

[doreo503]

I run in campaign against demondudez to be leader of said hill... In the end, I win a vigorous debate which gets voters on my side. On November 4th, there was an election... In which I win, and am now President of the hill.

[incapable]

As your vice president, I assassinate you and thus become president of said hill.

[Tears of Blood]

As your vice president, I assassinate you and thus become president of said hill.

I realize that you stole this from a Hitman game and thus you fail. My hill my default.

[Hall]

You accidently mispelled "by" so it's now my hill BY default.

[incapable]

I realize that you stole this from a Hitman game and thus you fail. My hill my default.

I have never played Hitman games, as I hate FPS games.

So to conclude, in your sad attempt at making a fail remark, you have completely and utterly failed.

I dig a cave and move in to the hill.

[doreo503]

Hitman is actually a 3rd person shooter... You now lose the hill do to having your details mixed up... My HILL!!!!!!!!!!!

[incapable]

Hitman is actually a 3rd person shooter... You now lose the hill do to having your details mixed up... My HILL!!!!!!!!!!!

Sort of proves I didn't play it since I didn't even know what type of shooter it was :-\.


I breed a lion and a tiger and the baby liger rips off your face.

My hill.

[2Smart4U]

I breed a person, a bear and a pig.

Manbearpig chucks you and your liger off the hill.

I am KotH.

[iceine]

i go back in time to before you were born and kill your parents then i move up the hill and kill you and all yur men i then build a 20ft thick wall and its MY HILL!

[Gaara of the Funk]

*Wakes up and sneezes, blowing the wall and ice away*

My hill............*Falls back asleep on top of hill*

[iceine]

i awaken you then send my choco after you. You run down the hill being constantly pecked for 7 dmg.

[2Smart4U]

I summon a Typoon which uses your Choco to pick his teeth before swallowing it whole. And you, too.

I am KotH.

[Gaara of the Funk]

Baka.........*Falcon Punches 2* My hill.

[2Smart4U]

*Summons the Pringer X, which annihilates GotF (an anagram of GTFO) * Mah hill!

(Call me Ikasu.)

[Gaara of the Funk]

Okay.

*Cuts Ikasu's limbs off with a plasma chainsaw* My hill.

[2Smart4U]

*Bites out Gaara's jugular* Nomnomnom! My hill!

[awraith13]

*calls in an air-strike*
*watches the payload drop*
*BOOM X 1000*
My hill (crater now)
*sets about Terraforming a new hill*

[Cat]

*walks past Awraith while he is still busy putting the finishing touch to the new hill*

*puts a small Cat flag on top of the mound*

My Hill. :)

[2Smart4U]

*Reminds Cat she has a doctor's appointment and she has to leave* My hill.

[Cat]

*comes back a minute later, a small reminder in hand*

Heh. You've read the date wrong, that's next week.
Now if you don't mind...

*prods him to the side a little*

My hill.

[2Smart4U]

*Sends Cat one week into the future* Your appointment's now!

My hill.

[awraith13]

Looks up toward the top of the hill, “what’s all this now?”
*detonates land mines that were placed inside the top of the hill*
Walks to the top, “My hill”

[2Smart4U]

*Wraith gets caught in the resulting landslide* *Emerges from the sphere of darkness I was hiding in*

My hill.

[Cat]

*returns from her doctor's appointment somehwat grumpy*

Bah, "treat your body better" - what does he think I'm doing in my spare time, hanging out with people who decapitate and blow each other up for fun?

*points a flashlight at 2Smart4U, causing the creature of darkness to flee*

My hill.

[2Smart4U]

You only cause the sphere of darkness to recede. I'm still here. *Lifts Cat up, swings her back and forth a few times, and lets go, sending her flying off the hill*

My hill.

(Call me Ikasu. It's far less pretentious than my other name.)

[awraith13]

"time to take back the hill"

http://www.aerislives.com/picture.php?albumid=44&pictureid=844

during the fight I place my flag upon the hill
"My hill"

[2Smart4U]

*Sics the Meta on Wraith and his bear cavalry*

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/Meta_RVB.jpg

'Tis my hill.

[awraith13]

Summons the grim reaper, who touches meta thereby killing him (it?)

Pushes a button that opens a trap hole in the hill, you fall down the chute.
*climbs to the top of the hill*
“My Hill”

[ZeroHex]

*Nukes the hill, obliterating all life around it for 3 miles*

*Hops onto hill/crater in an Anti-rad suit when its cooled down enough*

My crater hill!!..... Until I go and change my oxygen tank.

[DeathMiasma]

*Unleashes Set Abominae on Zero*

Mein Hill!

[ZeroHex]

*Uses a insta-kill spell Power Word: Die on Set, and then uses it on DeathMiasma*

MINE!! ALL MINE11!!!1!eight

[DeathMiasma]

-Reveals that Set is immortal, unleashes on Zero again-

NEVA! MINE!

[ZeroHex]

*uses huge epic unbreakable storage ray gun to hold Set in mid air*

*Unleashes Chuck Norris on DeathMiasma*

MINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINEMINE!!!

[DeathMiasma]

-Stops Chuck Norris and tells him Zero can't use him, as no one can use him. Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks Zeros face and I throw dynamite at Zero. Double teamed.-

Icanhashill?

[awraith13]

Regroups my forces (Bear Cavalry), and orders an all out assault on the hill.
*sneaks up the back way, stands on the top of the hill looking down at the fight.*
“Suckers, this is my hill.” *plants Wraith flag*

[ZeroHex]

* Sends Chuck Norris else where and sends Set to the Room with a Moose*

Gets a bunch of hillbillies and tell them that its Bear season. Bears get pwned.

M.O.A.B's the hill, then climbs to the top of it.



Is this even a hill anymore?!

[DeathMiasma]

*Set returns, having turned the moose into a gigantic astral dragon.*

GET 'EM!

Lies

[ZeroHex]

NO!!! MOOOSE!

*Transports Set into the neverending DOOKIE dimension*

.......The horror...... Dookie.....

*Kills Miasma by..... running him over with a Lego truck*

Mai crater hill!

[DeathMiasma]

-Gets Set back, fuses with him, impales Zero with the Setian staff-

My non-existant hill that is being rebuilt by ants...!

[ZeroHex]

....... You probably don't want to just fuse with a guy that got sent to the sewage -and-other-things-nasty-dimension.... It will drive you insane..... Speaking of which.....

*Unleashes the Auditor on to Miasma, and then uses the Improbability Drive to come back*
*Auditor teleports away as I anti-matter Miasma*

MY crater hill being rebuilt by...... workers that I hired out of nowhere...

[DeathMiasma]

Who says I'm not already insane?

*Set Abominae is needed for life, therefore when anti-matter destroys me and Set, life destroys itself.*

The Hill no longer exists.

[ZeroHex]

Therefore, this thread ends....... Ah crap...

[DeathMiasma]

DeathMiasma wins! Flawless victory!

[2Smart4U]

Yare, yare. What have you newbies done to my hill? *Creates a new hill from the ground and is thus the only one on it*

I am KotH.

[ZeroHex]

*Shoots Smart with a Deagle*

Messa teh hill owner now!!

*Builds fort on hill*

[2Smart4U]

*Regenerates and removes the top layer of the hill on which the fort doth lay, throwing it off the edge of the aforementioned hill*

I am KotH.

[DeathMiasma]

-Headshot with awp-

No me.

[ZeroHex]

*Headshot, chest shot and crotch shot with anti-tank sniper rifle*

*Completes epic fortness*

[2Smart4U]

*Removes the top layer of the hill on which the fort doth lay, throwing it off the edge of the aforementioned hill*

At least try to stop me! :p

I am KotH.

[ZeroHex]

*Scud Storms the hill and kills Ikasu*

*Goes onto hill wearing bio-chem suit*

[2Smart4U]

*Uses bone lances to shoot down the SCUDS and absorbs the poison into his dagger*

*Stabs ZH with said dagger, releasing the toxins absorbed*

I am KotH.

(Here are my abilities:
Name: Ikasu
Class: Necromancer, Earth Mage

Abilities: Well skilled in earth and death magic, as well as having an extensive knowledge of bones, poisons and curses, which he uses for attacks. He can also manipulate shadows, melding his form with them and moving from shadow to shadow at will.

Ikasu's main weapon is a dagger (serpentine and made of ivory) that is tied to his will that he can control remotely. Very rarely does he use a sword.

Characteristics: Ikasu is slightly taller than average, and he wears a full-length black cloak. His eyes are slightly slanted, like a cat's, and are slate gray. He prefers not to show even the slightest sign of emotion, as such can give the enemy clues. As this suggests, Ikasu is very analytical and can gain information from even the most trivial sources. However, as such, he tends to jump to conclusions.)

[ZeroHex]

Let's try a different approach.....

*Summons the Auditor and Mag v3 Guards to kill Ikasu*

Me = Hill Tyrant

*Duct tapes top of hill back on with fort*

[DeathMiasma]

-Transforms into Nemesis from RE3 and kills Zero-

No u... I mean... No me!

[ZeroHex]

*Sics the Auditor and Mag Agents v3 on Miasma*

LOL DEAD!

Mine Hill is all mine.

[awraith13]

Hires ninjas to sneak up and kill the people on the hill (they have their uses) then lands my flying pirate ship on top of the hill (why not?)
Joint ninja/pirate task force takes the hill.

My Hill, GTFO (get the fuck off):)
HAHAHAHAHA *cough cough* haha

[2Smart4U]

*Settles for splitting the hill 50-50 with Wraith to defend it from ZH and DM*

"So, how about we add some immortal necromancers to the mix, eh?

My semi-hill.

[awraith13]

Is that even allowed?
But hey, the strategist in me tells me that is a good idea. More people are always better for the battles.

Sure, my semi-hill then.
*builds fortifications upon the hill*

[ZeroHex]

*Nukes hill, obliterating hill*

If I can't have hill, noone has hill.

No more hill.

[2Smart4U]

*Hill emerges from shadow dimension it was in*

"HAHA! You nuked the decoy hill!"

Our hill.

[ZeroHex]

*Nukes real hill*

Problem solved.

*Go gets mountain and builds Uber Fort of Death*

My MOUNTAIN!

[2Smart4U]

*Fails to realize that a mountain is still manipulable by Ikasu and finds his uber fort of death sliding down the mountain*

Our hill.

[ZeroHex]

*Builds Uber Fort of Doom into the mountain*

My mountain!

[2Smart4U]

*Stays where he is; a fort in the mountain is not on top of the hill*

[ZeroHex]

Meesa teh better.... Me king of teh mountain.
But never can have too many hills.

*Builds gigantic godmodded army of Doom!!!!!111!!*
*Builds large army of normality as backup*

INVASION!!

[awraith13]

*cough,* no god modding *cough*

You are called home for dinner, you must leave the hill.

Opens up the traps cleverly built into the mountain, causing a bunch of landslides, rockslide, arrow traps, and pitfalls to decimate your army. The remainder flee for their lives.
*continues to build up defenses in the mountain/hill, including a nuclear shelter.*

“Sucka, youse ain’t never gon’a takes this her hil frum uz.”
“Mizine hiziz”
“Our Hill”

[ZeroHex]

Oh, so now we have a mountain hill! YAYSE!!

*Fires Orbital Charged Particle Canon, burning off most of the hill.mountain..... Making it a hole hill/mountain thing*

....Um..... My recently decimated hilltype mountain thing??....... Aww..... Its faulty and the warranty ran out....T-T

[2Smart4U]

"Baka..."

*Creates new hill for himself and Wraith*

Our hill.

[ZeroHex]

*Calls in a hill drop so a hill drops from nowhere next to Ikasu and Wraith's hill*

My hill...... Everyone's going to get their own hill at this rate...

[2Smart4U]

Dissolves Hex's hill and adds the bits to his own hill. (Isn't having Earth powers great for this game?)

Our bigger hill.

[ZeroHex]

*Creates hill made of solid eternal ice*

Ice Hill!!!

[2Smart4U]

The goal is to take over the existing hill, not make your own... <_<

Our hill.

[ZeroHex]

Fine... We'll improvise.

*Drops ice hill on top of other hill, crushing old hill, making new hill THE hill*

PS: Crap, you posted fast.

[2Smart4U]

*Creates layer of earth over the ice hill*

Our hill.

P.S. I do that.

[ZeroHex]

*Makes ice hill freeze over dirt that is on top of ice hill*
*Freezes Ikasu and shatters him into a ba-billion pieces*

PS: Nice

[Sixth_Dawn]

let his ghost call a nuke upon every fucking built hill, terminating everything to ash, which is now providing a small stack of ash...

My hill

[awraith13]

Draws forth his sword, and drives SixthDawn from the pile of ash in a fierce battle.
*sets about building a new hill (of dirt and rock) with fortifications and whatnot*
“our hill”

[Cat]

*walks past Awraith with a small "Cat" banner flag and places it on the topmost spot of his current fortifications*

My hill.

Uh, and don't let me disturb you in building, I see you're pretty happy, and you're also pretty good at it. :)

[2Smart4U]

*Completely ignored Ikasu and got thrown off the hill by him*

Our hill.

[Cat]

(wouldn't your post indicate that you got thrown off by yourself? I mean, considering it's an emote describing your actions? :p)

*stands somewhere beside the hill*

Since my flag is still on there, I still think I'm the rightful owner.

My hill.

[2Smart4U]

*Throws self back on the hill and throws Cat's flag off the hill*

Our hill.

[Cat]

Damn!

*pouts until the current owners of the hill can't stand it anymore and give the hill to her voluntarily*

My hill... in about 29 years of constant pouting...

[2Smart4U]

*Is immune to Cat's pouting, depending on what sad faces she makes.*

Our hill.

[DeathMiasma]

-Trips Ikasu and makes him fall down hillside-

No, mine!

[2Smart4U]

*Shadow teleports back up to the top of the hill and punts Death off*

Our hill.

[awraith13]

Attaches a hook to the seat of Deathmiasma’s pants, which is connected to a helicopter. The helicopter then flies away. so does deathmiasma

*looks at finished hill he was building*
http://www.aerislives.com/picture.php?albumid=44&pictureid=992
The fort of the hill
"our hill"

[Cat]

*cuts the power line, so the whole damn place goes offline*

*Walks past dozens of guards who don't even know how to light a candle now that all their technology is useless*

*plants another "Cat" flag on top of the next-best tower*

My hill.

[2Smart4U]

*Cat fails to realize that in Red Alert, Tesla Troopers can power all Tesla Coils and gets her and her flag zapped for her oversight*

Our hill.

[DeathMiasma]

Turns into Chtulu and devours Ikasu

Nein, mein Hill

[2Smart4U]

*Is unappetizing to Cthulu and is spit out*

Our hill.

[DeathMiasma]

-Has Chtulu devour Ikasu again, this time with salt and pepper and ketchup. Digests Ikasu-

Win

[2Smart4U]

*Rebuilds myself within the Cthulu's body, and emerges from it's gut*

Our hill.

[ZeroHex]

*Calls down an Orbital Ion Canon strike, destroying all on top*

Mine hill is mine hill.

[DeathMiasma]

-Divides by zero and destroys all posters in this thread, except myself, by a massive black hole-
-Creates a mountain-

My mountain!

[ZeroHex]

*Watches as the mountain gets sucked into a black hole with DM on it*

..... Bad choice, lol.

[Ashrien]

*Casts BOLT-3 into the black hole just to see what would happen*
*Watches*
Yeah, that was pretty f^king awesome, you can keep your mountain if I can do that again. ..Hah you wish. *QUAKE does 9999 damage to DM, mountain is split and crumbles.*

My black hole.
My Hill.

*Fires BOLT-3s into it*

[2Smart4U]

Ashrien's hill, along with Ashrien herself, gets sucked into the black hole.

*Ikasu closes the black hole and creates a new hill with his earth powers*

Our hill.