Picture Wars

[mosh]

If no one had the idea yet... I'll introduce picture wars. :)

Basically, you post a picture and explain why it beats the picture above. Like, if the perosn above uses fire, you can post the picture of a wave saying it can extinguish fire.

Rules:
-Don't post the same kind of picture twice (don't use fire two times for example)
-Don't abuse of power ^^ (nukes/meteors/supernovas... don't abuse of apocalyptic stuff too much but you can use it in extreme situations)

So I'll start with a... Baseball bat!!

http://i228.photobucket.com/albums/ee13/saraman7/baseballbat.jpg

[Redemptor]

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00429/gun_682_404868a_429188a.jpg
I headshoot You before You swing the bat.

[mosh]

dude lol you don't get it I'm not in the picture... You have to kill the bat not me. Like using a saw or something >.<

[Redemptor]

Gah,it would be simpler to imagine as weaponry race.But oh well...here,Your bat crushes over this fellow.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v632/Shizen/GreatSword.jpg

[mosh]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i130/moshpit_15/plasma.jpg
my plasma torch melts your sword!

[Redemptor]

http://www.akersolutions.com/NR/rdonlyres/643F124C-8744-4761-8749-DFB57165912F/10771/FortalezaFurnace.jpg
My smelting furnace does same to Your plasma torch.

[mosh]

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j55/Nolamom/Stargate%20Stuff/firehose.jpg
My fire hose cools and shuts down your furnace

[Redemptor]

http://www.flyingfingers.com/shop/images/medium/__notions__Clover/Scissors-493S.jpg
My scissors will cut the hose at base,leaving it ineffective.

[Cross Clown]

http://img65.imageshack.us/img65/6059/img0081468aq.jpg

This bloody bill-hooked cleaver will slash those scissors in half, as well as cutting off your hands.

[Redemptor]

http://img514.imageshack.us/img514/9582/21417hl7.png

This is a lame rip-off of Shield of Azunai (made in China)
But still good enough to shatter any sword that will strike upon it.
(Dungeon Siege 2 reference)

[cross_grave]

http://konieczny.be/img/katapulta.jpg

I think that this little fellow will deal with your shield rather quickly.

[Redemptor]

http://www.museums.org.za/cannon/images/KloofNek_Cannon.jpg
Not after getting hit from one of those.

[cross_grave]

http://www.wallpapergate.com/data/media/2171/Battleship_003.jpg

Did you just say something, or was this only my imagination?

[Redemptor]

http://www.solarnavigator.net/images/submarine_vanguard_class_nuclear.jpg
Yea..I guess I did.

[mosh]

http://i71.photobucket.com/albums/i130/moshpit_15/power-drill-1.jpg
Pierce many holes and you sub sink to the bottom

[anonymousG]

http://valley93.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/anvil_3c.jpg

anvil smashes your drill

[Cross Clown]

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/volcano/images/anat_lava.jpg

lava melts your anvil

[mosh]

http://i283.photobucket.com/albums/kk283/ArielTran/CrashingDown.jpg
water hardens you lava

[Redemptor]

http://z.about.com/d/space/1/5/Y/Q/sun_tour.jpg
Sun vaporises Your water.

[cross_grave]

http://www.bassani.net/wawa/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/black-hole.jpg

Fool! Your little orb of gas is nothing compared to the power of a black hole!

[Redemptor]

http://brand-distribution-sp-zoo.tradenote.net/images/users/000/188/411/products_images/Vanish_Oxi_Action_Max_500gr.jpg

Now Your black hole is no more.

[cross_grave]

http://images.asia.ru/img/alibaba/photo/51036109/Coal_Tar.jpg

Clean this!

[anonymousG]

http://img444.imageshack.us/img444/7687/immafirinvb5.jpg

enough said...

[cross_grave]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/b/bb/Shoodawhoopanimooted.gif

Your technique is flawed. Taco pwns you.

[Marx]

http://www.nps.gov/archive/yell/slidefile/arthropods/spiders/Images/06205.jpg

Webs mouth closed.

[cross_grave]

http://www.depesz.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/fire.jpg

Feel the fire.

[anonymousG]

http://www.doomsdayguide.org/tidal_wave_1.jpg

water rapes your fire into next week

[CJDeathBlade]

http://www.dfanning.com/adventures/arctic/arctic_pics/ice.jpg

Freezes your wave!

[anonymousG]

http://www.coppermask.com/fusion/FusionS5/images/Nuke.jpg

nuke vaporizes your ice

[Redemptor]

http://graphics8.nytimes.com/images/2007/01/05/travel/atomic_shelter_650.jpg

Your bomb can kiss my atomic shelter in ass.

[anonymousG]

http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/08/gears-of-war-emergence-day.jpg

oh noes it's the Locust!!! your bunker can't stop them from coming up from the underground!!!!

[Redemptor]

http://img179.imageshack.us/img179/3240/dscn0184xq5.jpg

Got the DOOM spray..locus don't stand a chance.

[anonymousG]

your can

+

http://outsidemybrain.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/white_lighter_with_flame1.jpg

=

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2166/2117871477_e50a0442f1.jpg?v=0

remember, don't play with fire kiddies

[Redemptor]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/productImages/8/1/00000117781-FirstAlertFE3A40FireExtinguisher-large.jpeg

Always be prepared.

[anonymousG]

http://www.crankyfarmer.com/180crossbow.jpg

crossbow punctures extinguisher, there were no survivors

[Redemptor]

http://www.efotogaleria.pl/zdjecia/920.jpeg

Bark beetles..game over for Your crossbow

[anonymousG]

http://www.lakewoodconferences.com/direct/dbimage/50171043/Men_s_Sport_Shoe.jpg

shoe crushes your beetles

[kagomelover]

why isn't everyones pics showing.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/srazz/orig_prop_conan_hammer_photo2.jpg
smashes you little shoes.

[anonymousG]

man, that reeks of 'Misery'

http://www.pfi-hk.com/documents/t_handGrenade_ezg_5.jpg

hand grenade blows your hammer to bits

[JokerK]

http://cache.gizmodo.com/assets/resources/2007/04/plasmashield.jpg

Grenade reflects off shield.

[anonymousG]

http://hurtlockerinc.com/images/SPARTAN%20LASER.jpg

pops your bubble shield, then you, you just got lasered bitch

[Gracious]

Feel the ritcheousness of the Grav hammer and weap!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v356/Dr_Mekis/Halo%203%20Screenshots/GravHammer.jpg

[anonymousG]

screw this

http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f189/leesabeth/Supernova.jpg

supernova destroys all!

[Gracious]

NOT EVEN YOUR SUPER NOVA CAN KILL THIS BITCH OF A HILTON! *hides behind her*
http://i378.photobucket.com/albums/oo228/amanduhhh7/Untitled3.jpg

[CJDeathBlade]

http://images.asia.ru/img/alibaba/photo/50411333/Blank_Video_Tape__Neutral_Packing_.jpg

She's afraid of videos now due to that porn scandal and she flees

[anonymousG]

http://mfinley.com/gif/sledgehammer.jpg

sledgehammer smashes your outdated technology to bits

[JokerK]

http://www.chineseastrologer.org/images/enlarged/_gems_diamond.jpg

Haha, your hammer gets destroyed trying to crush my diamond. :p

[anonymousG]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/15/Residentfalcon.gif

i hope this shows

FALCON PUNCH!

[JokerK]

Haha, yeah it did show.

http://www.freewebs.com/kylercollins20/kirby.jpg

But, Kirby eats you and steals your power! Oh!

[anonymousG]

oh, ok it did

http://smartmortgageadvice.files.wordpress.com/2007/03/pulp_fiction_jules.jpg

Jules kicks Kirby's pink ass
don't mess with an angry black man

[kagomelover]

this will take care of your angry black man.

http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/srazz/noose.jpg

[anonymousG]

haha, damn...

http://www.terrierman.com/machete.jpg

machete cuts your noose

[JokerK]

Unless............................................ ........ ............................. ..................................... .. .
he gets attacked by .............. !!!........!....!!!!!!!.............

http://img241.imageshack.us/img241/1748/57186544be7.jpg

Yeah that's right

Mutha Fucking snakes on a mutha fuckin plane!

Edit: My come back was too late.

I fail :(

[anonymousG]

or this guy gets to him first...

http://pressthat.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/terrorist.jpg

*counterstrike voice* terrorists win...

[JokerK]

http://lh4.ggpht.com/Nitro2k/RtQS-JJbCuI/AAAAAAAAAYA/5CqizApmIoQ/s800/M82rifle.jpg
BOOM... HEADSHOT!

Counter-Terriorists win!

[anonymousG]

well played, touche'

however...

http://i160.photobucket.com/albums/t194/razgriz89/longcat.gif

LONGCAT IS LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Taste this Kirby Style!!! It of course slices and dices the darn cat.

http://www.infendo.com/uploaded_images/Ninja_Kirby-745273.jpg

[anonymousG]

NO MORE KIRBY DAMNIT!

http://www.militaryfactory.com/smallarms/imgs/spas12.jpg

the shotty makes short work of your tiny pink character

[JokerK]

Yeah, Kirby was mine. Originally!

http://www.dkimages.com/discover/previews/799/10095737.JPG

Mmmmhmm, that's right my dinosaur eats Kirby!

And that gun!

[CJDeathBlade]

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/03_04/meteorREX2603_468x551.jpg

Meteor wipes out your dinosaur

[S3nsenmann]

Everyone will run in my

http://img178.imageshack.us/img178/3355/dont20worry20sir20im20from20the20internetui7.jpg

[anonymousG]

http://www.cdc.gov/diabetes/pubs/images/insulin.gif

sorry, your fat man dies without this

[Overlord_Kakashi]

(How to counter.... meteor.... uh... lets see oh wait...!)

OVERLORD ZETTA POWER!!! xD

http://gameingdragon.com/images/makai1.jpg

Simply he destroys your foolish meteor ^_^

[JokerK]

He can't beat my awesome bucket of water!!

http://www.rtlyrics.net/photos/Bucket%20of%20Water%202.gif

[Gracious]

http://i292.photobucket.com/albums/mm26/supersaiyanpikachu/ssj2pikachubmp.jpg

bucket of waters worst nightmare!

[CJDeathBlade]

http://guidesarchive.ign.com/guides/12045/images/golem.gif

Your electricity does not work on my golem

[Redemptor]

It's game over for You guys..system crashed.
http://poweredbylinux.netsons.org/wp-content/bsod.bmp

Boobs added to make defeat less bitter.

[anonymousG]

touche... nice touch

http://kevinremde.members.winisp.net/images/IMG_1767.JPG

but that's why you always have a backup

[JokerK]

Eat my contagious computer virus!

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/3199745/2/istockphoto_3199745_computer_virus.jpg

[kagomelover]

a little anti-biotics should take care of your virus.
http://i166.photobucket.com/albums/u101/srazz/Syringe.jpg

[Redemptor]

Nothing particular comes to my head,so I'll just use typical way or removing that.
http://www.nmsu.edu/~safety/images/fire_meaney.gif

[JokerK]

*Sirens going off*

http://arapaho.nsuok.edu/~hiskett/webquest_files/image002.jpg

[anonymousG]

OH NOES IZ GODZILLA!!!!!!!!

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/39913000/jpg/_39913941_godzilla203.jpg

[JokerK]

Everyone know Godzilla loves Doritos!

http://itsallaboutexperience.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/doritos.jpg

"I put poison on them!"

[Redemptor]

Mo poison can hurt this guy.
http://pokemon.tcgplayer.com/tcg/scans/fossil/muk.jpg

[anonymousG]

a challenger appears!

http://www.go-pokemon.com/tcg/common/img/featuredcards/big/exds_mewtwo.jpg

[Tenjenk]

The power of ignorance is infinite!

http://img440.imageshack.us/img440/5918/mewwhoty1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[JokerK]

As these beautiful women are going by, they accidentally stepped on your ds/gameboy.

http://i266.photobucket.com/albums/ii249/amd_mng/asian-chicks-playing-with-football-.jpg

[anonymousG]

that's one lucky ball...

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/1/19/Gonnagetraped.jpg

uh oh!

[Redemptor]

Your neggro rapist is dead now.
http://img206.imageshack.us/img206/9284/31768sr4.png

Here's (http://www.erichufschmid.net/TFC/img/Ninja_warrior.jpg) a bonus.I found this after typing "ninja warrior" in google.lol

[anonymousG]

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2372/2174603108_e6c683e56a.jpg?v=0

the most literal case of 'revenge of the nerds' tragically kills your ninja

[Takko]

My lookout sees danger. You cannot get the jump on me, even with your ninja powers. Climbing giraffe sees all.
http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g139/TacoMonkie/1190053799222.jpg

[CJDeathBlade]

http://burrowowl.net/shimmie/get.php/12411%20-%20army_of_darkness%20ash%20chainsaw.jpg

My chainsaw will chop the trees down, so your climbing giraffe can no longer climb

[anonymousG]

http://i.realone.com/assets/rn/img/1/3/9/3/16153931-16153935-large.jpg

The sands of time are merciless...

[CJDeathBlade]

http://filmonic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/02/prince_of_persia_-_the_sands_of_time_2003.jpg

The sands of time are controlled

[anonymousG]

http://planetrenders.net/renders/albums/userpics/12723/normal_God%20of%20war%20-%20Kratos.png

A challenger appears!

[JokerK]

http://planetrenders.net/renders/albums/userpics/12723/normal_God%20of%20war%20-%20Kratos.png

A challenger appears!

Dun dun dun!

[img]http://pokemon-b.com/009_blastoise.jpg[\img]
I'mma watchin you!

...............

...............?

[monk3z]

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/axp090909/kbg5n1x-is_it_real.jpg

its cuteness is unstoppable

[Redemptor]

Not anymore...
http://jbcraftcreations.com/pictures/rabbit%20stew%20002.jpg

[anonymousG]

http://www.physicsguides.com/images/deathstar.jpg

muhahahahahahaha!!!!!

[JokerK]

http://lifeofando.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/xwing.jpg

Boom.

[BlueSpear]

http://www.noobstore.com/prodimages/button-icon-headshot-art-280.gif
HEADSHOT!

[DrunkEntropy]

http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/4922/failjo9.jpg

Throwing tank > throwing bullet

[Sixth_Dawn]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Lord_Link/mine.jpg

was lying beneath that sand ...
well the prob is , you just have to kill a piece of junk now xD

[GreyOps]

Pfft...

http://bulgaria.indymedia.org/usermedia/image/1/trash_compactor.jpg

Trash goes in the trash compactor.

[Redemptor]

Without sh!t-tropers it wont work anymore....
http://media.canada.com/f2c776c7-d458-449d-bcf0-aad47cf9b1ec/skywalk343d.jpg

[JokerK]

Luke......

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/msnbc/Components/Photos/050411/050411_darthVader_hmed2_3p.hmedium.jpg

I AM YOUR FATHER!

[Redemptor]

Lord Vader...you must obey...
http://praxeology.net/palpatine-armed.PNG

[HailStone]

He's no match for Clucky!

http://i172.photobucket.com/albums/w4/inus_love/clucky.jpg

[JokerK]

Mmmm, Clucky looks delicious here.

http://z.about.com/d/bbq/1/0/b/O/finished_chicken.JPG

[HailStone]

Your charcoal is no match for my propane and propane accesserries.

http://i33.photobucket.com/albums/d51/Sigmund229P/Propane.jpg

[Sixth_Dawn]

emptying your propane tank and its hotter too !

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Lord_Link/flame.jpg

[legestorbalt]

The Black Knight ALWAYS TRIUMPHS!
http://scrippsranchcastles.com/BlackKnight.jpg

[HailStone]

I'm afraid he is no match for... THE LOG!

http://i185.photobucket.com/albums/x160/EshiesOtaku/Naruto/sublog.jpg

[CJDeathBlade]

http://research.esd.ornl.gov/EMBYR/fire-crop.gif

All your logs are burnt down to ash.

[HailStone]

DIE!

http://i182.photobucket.com/albums/x142/itsonlykidstuff101/4290.jpg

[Cat]

D' you know what happens to canisters under pressure when you split them open?

http://www.geocities.com/kuikka_tribe/HandAxe.jpg

Prepare for extinguisher foam party! :)

[JokerK]

http://i24.photobucket.com/albums/c20/Nadablonde/Gallery%20Website/AlohaLavaFlow.jpg

Aww, your Axe melted.

[Jrockin]

http://wyong.ses.nsw.gov.au/lithgowbig.jpg
My rain pwns your lava tnx ;o

[Kara298]

http://lpc1.clpccd.cc.ca.us/lpc/ward/sunerup.jpg

My star clears up your rain clouds.

[Jrockin]

http://www.bassani.net/wawa/wp-content/uploads/2008/04/black-hole.jpg
My blackhole be eatin' your star kthnx

[Kara298]

http://www.roe.ac.uk/~pnb/images/Black-hole.jpg

My black hole is cooler than yours.

[Jrockin]

http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/how-elmo-works-1.jpg
Elmo entertained the blackhole so much that it closed.
AHA! BEAT ELMO.

[Kara298]

http://i141.photobucket.com/albums/r43/wolfnfalcon/wow.jpg

Elmo paid attention to the lolis in the background. They killed him dead.

[Jrockin]

http://aavaas.com/wp-content/uploads/microwave.jpg
Your lolis explode in my microwave.

[Kara298]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/Ohji/caution.jpg

Your microwave falls on my sharp sign.

[Jrockin]

http://www.superweapons.com/html/images/saw.jpg
My carbon metal grinder smoothens your sign

[Kara298]

http://i30.photobucket.com/albums/c333/Ohji/hahaohwow.jpg

Pikachu's pussy sucks your carbon metal grinder in.

[Jrockin]

http://www.freewebs.com/supergod67/Pikachu[1].jpg
'nuf said

[Kara298]

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/ive-got-the-high-ground.jpg

Kitty has the high ground. Your lions die.

[JokerK]

http://www.prairiestateoutdoors.com/images/uploads/Mo_mtn_lion.jpg

Dang, posted to late. :(

[Jrockin]

http://www.thejump.net/humor/sniper.jpg
I have higher ground
Lol @ Joker just a sec late

[Kara298]

http://i9.photobucket.com/albums/a70/Durandeldude/mm.jpg

Release the hounds~

[JokerK]

http://theseoultimes.com/ST/db2/images/3165-20060325160116.jpg

Your dogs taste good in china.

[Kara298]

http://www.wingtv.net/thorn2006/fire.jpg

My fire burns your everything

[JokerK]

http://www.saschameinrath.com/files/Dewar%20of%20Liquid%20Nitrogen.jpg

My liquid nitrogen gets rid of any fire.

[Kara298]

http://www.athenaeum.athenaverse.com/archives/galaxy_86big_M81_spitzer-telescope_nasa.jpg

My lack of gravity defeats your liquid.

[JokerK]

http://blogs.mysanantonio.com/weblogs/potato/flying-cat-fight.jpg

Kitty never believed in gravity in the first place.

[Kara298]

http://img230.imageshack.us/img230/7348/83333080788c42f5684ob7ajq7.jpg

Kitty didn't believe in the flyer. Poison Sting!

[JokerK]

http://www.umm.edu/graphics/images/en/19629.jpg

Hornet died losing it's stinger. :b

[Kara298]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/9/90/Anti_mind_virus.png

Oh, who am I kidding?

You just lost the game.

[JokerK]

http://www.nicoclub.com/2005_convention_photos/NOPI_Nationals/AZhitman/IM001251.JPG

My trophy begs to differ.

I'm done for tonight so I'll give you the last blow, good night.

[HailStone]

nuff said

http://i46.photobucket.com/albums/f124/hippopotomus_6/bearforcharlie.jpg

[JokerK]

http://www.webwombat.com.au/entertainment/movies/images/supertroop1.JPG

Your bear got owned.

[Jrockin]

Thier son comes and kills them for making him such a monstrousity
http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/6128/ndvd000ps3.png

[CJDeathBlade]

http://www.dogbreedinfo.com/art/PigArt.jpg

You forgot the other parent of ManBearPig!!!

[Jrockin]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/3641/chef2web9zb.jpg
My chef owns your pig, then turns it into:
http://www.a-taste-of-france.com/images/pork-stuffed-prunes.jpg

[JokerK]

http://www.soschildrensvillages.org.uk/imgs/content/sudan-child-soldier.jpg

Chef is distracted.

[Cat]

Global peace ends the existence of all child soldiers.

http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumb_137/11759585624GN512.jpg

[CJDeathBlade]

http://www.nifta.com/images/jepg/thumbnailsgallerynifta/Shoot5.jpg

Air rifle guy takes down your bird of hope and peace.

[HailStone]

My henchmen attack your sniper.

http://i208.photobucket.com/albums/bb248/Nirvanafann51/bearhorse.jpg

[CJDeathBlade]

http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/0e7gdX71XV6mT/340x.jpg

Your henchmen fall at the 3rd...

[JokerK]

Awww, your horse broke it's leg.

http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f13/hendrix1227/horse_meat.jpg


At least he still tastes delicious.

[Jrockin]

http://life2gether.files.wordpress.com/2007/10/big_mouth1.png
I eat your meat.
I can thing of an appropriate pic for the next one....

[HailStone]

Go to the dentist. Seriously.

http://i118.photobucket.com/albums/o81/panda_bear199313/The_Well.jpg

[JokerK]

http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/image/s_toothpaste1.jpg

[HolyFalchion]

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/51/149099141_772adf5415.jpg?v=0
Looks like you ran out!

[Jrockin]

http://blog.epromos.com/archives/colgate-dentist-mask.jpg
You take a visit to the dentist to get some top quality toothpaste but get captured by a sadistic group of evil dentists!

[CJDeathBlade]

http://abyss.hubbe.net/jeremiah/gallery/gfx/covers/jtv/lg/ep/s1/110-shotgun-lg.jpg

Because they're nothing more than zombies with drills...

[HailStone]

Meow...I mean... Roar!

http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s220/DarkCrimsonAlchemist/Resident%20Evil/24.jpg

[CJDeathBlade]

http://www.shinohan.com/images/review_images/resident-evil-5-01.jpg

It's zombie killing time!

[Sixth_Dawn]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Lord_Link/taped.jpg

owned by tape !

[Tears of Blood]

http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/1898/katanank9.jpg

My sword cuts through your duct tape like butter and then chops the lady in half just for fun.

[JokerK]

http://wcuk.files.wordpress.com/2007/07/225629_fat_guy_in_car.jpg

My fat guy eats your sword.

[Tears of Blood]

^
WAIT WAIT WAIT...

Stop the thread...

THAT is my Computers teacher from Middle School. WHAT THE FUCK?! XD

[Sixth_Dawn]

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y213/Lord_Link/20061029-Worlds_Largest_Hamburger_2.jpg

he eats just one bite of that, leaving most of it behind and dies of an heart attack , cuz he's too fat xD

[Tears of Blood]

http://archive.salon.com/ent/movies/review/2005/09/23/oliver_twist/story.jpg

Hungry orphans eat teh GIGANTORZ hamburger.

And I am not kidding, that WAS my computers teacher. Hugely fat, tall, gray beard, dark wig, and HUGE ASS FUCKING GLASSES. What the hell?

[JokerK]

http://www.lolsauce.com/RandomBS/Pedo%20bear.png

Pedobear will adopt those sad orphans.

[Llaramatic]

A healthy dose of bear mace solves THAT problem.

http://img520.imageshack.us/img520/5789/bearmacelt1.jpg

[Tears of Blood]

http://www.avidimages.com/preview/2006/07/31/gas_mask_avidimages_410_prev.jpg

My mask > your spray.

[JokerK]

http://space.about.com/library/graphics/2004_06.jpg

Your mask can't work in space.

[Llaramatic]

Don't know why I'd need it anyway inside my Russian-built space station.

http://www.tcoek12.org/~tcarc/mir.jpg

[JokerK]

http://digilander.libero.it/berserk_gatsu/finalfantasy/bahamut_zero.jpg

Bahamut destroys your space station thingy!

[Tears of Blood]

http://www.gamedevbr.com/wp-content/arquivos/ultima_weapon.jpg

Ultima Weapon > Bahamut.

[Overlord_Kakashi]

http://www.399animeshop.com/sephiroth-poster.jpg

Well... I win that round buddy ^_^

Sephiroth > Ultima Weapon > Bahamut

[JokerK]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/50/Cloud_Strife_art.jpg

Cloud > Sephiroth > Ultima Weapon > Bahamut

[Llaramatic]

http://john.se/blog/wp-content/uploads/2006/07/portal_Screenshot_from_the_movie.jpg

Gaming outside of Final Fantasy VII > All of the above

[JokerK]

There is no such thing as gaming outside of final fantasy!


LIES!!

LIES!!

LIES!!!!

[flamekeepr]

Hush! He is Legend!


http://i449.photobucket.com/albums/qq214/8colton16/super-mario.jpg

[JokerK]

http://www.mariomonsters.com/contents/media/graphic-screenshot/200707/5554bowser_070704bl.jpg

You're pretty much fucked.

[Overlord_Kakashi]

http://nindb.classicgaming.gamespy.com/images/ssbcam/ssbb/mario_fs.jpg

Taste Mario Style!

[Llaramatic]

Llaramatic uses Italian Stereotypes!

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Arts/Arts_/Pictures/2007/05/23/sopranos460.jpg

They're Super-Effective!

[Llaramatic]

Breasts defeat ALL!


Except for...


SAGGING!
http://italy.robjaffe.com/images/Assisi%20Old%20Woman.jpg

Boner has been terminated, sir!

[JokerK]

Ah, boner achieved!




http://www.aerisdies.com/gallery/imgs/data/media/10573/186429.gif

Breastes ^

Chizuru's breast will overcome any hideous-ness.

[HailStone]

Not This!

Behold!

http://i205.photobucket.com/albums/bb192/Skittles-Photos/My%20Anime/guro-1.jpg

[Tears of Blood]

GOOD GOD! Put that in a spoiler! MY EYES!

[HolyFalchion]

http://i154.photobucket.com/albums/s271/bokeatong/DBZ-271SpiritBombTriumphant_5__0002.jpg

Spirit Bomb blows away your... thing... yeah you should really put a spoiler on that. Anyway, no more... thing. DIE!

[JokerK]

http://z.about.com/d/paranormal/1/0/T/T/sniper_cat.jpg

Boom Headshot!

[HailStone]

My crazy kitty rapes your sniper.
http://i11.photobucket.com/albums/a183/xjugaletx/Different%20Shit/kitty.gif

[JokerK]

http://myspace-943.vo.llnwd.net/01448/34/99/1448559943_l.gif

I trap your cat in my microwave!

HAHA!

[Llaramatic]

I reverse the direction of the rays on your microwave, heating the outside, but leaving the kitty unharmed.

http://www.co.berks.pa.us/etvfc19/lib/etvfc19/images/house_fire.jpg

[HailStone]

My water dragon puts out your fire.
http://i2.photobucket.com/albums/y24/paulinepdm/ArtAtArboretum2008/IMG_0588.jpg

[elsavira]

May the Light(ning) be with you.

http://www.mtemc.com/images/lightning.jpg

[Overlord_Kakashi]

http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/yoda_biography_3.jpg
light saber deflects lightning ^_^

[elsavira]

I use elderdom which cant be pictured:p

[Overlord_Kakashi]

It has to be a picture >.> note the name... "Picture Wars"

[JokerK]

http://www.the-planets.com/star-biography/yoda_biography_3.jpg

http://www.virginmedia.com/microsites/movies/slideshow/top-ten-movie-wizards/img_4.jpg
Bring it bitch!

[elsavira]

I know it has to be a picture, but a laser breaks everything ><

[dvincentl]

http://ppc.warhawkenterprises.com/intshots/summonerppc.jpg

pew pew

[HailStone]

http://i421.photobucket.com/albums/pp291/me1enn/lazorbanana.png
Mine's better.

[doreo503]

http://i38.tinypic.com/4jbcl2.jpg

Try and get through my laser shield!!!!

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/GoldElite25448bf3da0c741d.jpg

Laser Shield doesn't do any good vs. swords!

[Gaara of the Funk]

BEHOLD!

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/pokemon.gif

Your elite is fucked

[2Smart4U]

Not even dividing by zero can stop my ultimate weapon: THE CHICK MISSILE!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/Funny Anime/ChickMissile.jpg

[Gaara of the Funk]

I counter with this!

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/hanku.jpg

Hanku!

[2Smart4U]

I counter with Tobi-kun!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/Funny Anime/SuperTobi.jpg

[Gaara of the Funk]

I block with North Korean Ash Ketchum!

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/northkorea.jpg

I attack with Temple Cat!

http://www.lolwut.com/pics/xerxes.jpg

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/300_whoop.gif

THIS....IS.....MAH LAZER!

[ZeroHex]

But then I do this!!

http://www.astro.virginia.edu/class/oconnell/astr121/im/globe-impact-davis-plus.jpg

[FuyuKitsune]

I summon:

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/chich-norris.jpg
Chuck Norris! - yup, you're screwed.

[Cat]

http://thoughtfulconservative.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/jack-bauer.jpg

How about this, then...?

[FuyuKitsune]

Aw crap. "Call in the killer cat!"
*pow!*
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/BOOMHEADSHOT.png
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/boom-headshot.jpg

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/GoldElite25448bf3da0c741d.jpg

Call in the Epic Sangheili!

[FuyuKitsune]

I summon Jesus!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/user5672_pic833_1229308055.jpg

[Cat]

http://www.gregorystapp.com/images/Inquisitor.JPG

The inquisitor will not allow such heresy!
(damn, 90% of the pictures listed under a random "inquisitor" search are Warhammer miniatures or Fantasy game characters...)

[FuyuKitsune]

Too bad:
http://http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/jesuslovesyou2.jpg
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/1205228483933.gif

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/power-armor.jpg

Armor helps.

[FuyuKitsune]

Sorry, that first one was supposed to go along with this. http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/jesuslovesyou2.jpg

And in retaliation to your armor, I call upon the evil of Ronald McDonald.

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/widget_am2ILGvRfm7iNnMUFcSNCZ.jpg

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/65924279_cccc534f31.jpg

King owns Ronald!

[FuyuKitsune]

Tell the king to blow it out his ass.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/5984565614873c22deeda1.jpg

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/1181871532641.gif

Gopher Shoop da Whoop!

[Gaara of the Funk]

I counter with: Taco Cat!

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/taco.JPG

[FuyuKitsune]

My Evil Face eats your Taco Cat!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/BlsphemyStar.jpg

[liquidation]

http://www.gamespite.net/img/blogart/0707july/070708_birdo.jpg
Birdo slices your evil face in half, rendering it useless

[2Smart4U]

Your pic didn't work, so...

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/zetsu24cu.jpg

^^The ultimate black-and-white-faced dude.

[Gaara of the Funk]

http://im.rediff.com/movies/2007/dec/11first.jpg

Gangster Indians kill Zetsu.

[FuyuKitsune]

Super Hero Dance Squad - GO!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/dancing.gif

[Cat]

Too bad... the hero's slip and fall. :)

http://i268.photobucket.com/albums/jj35/RayneSeattle/My%2034th%20Birthday/TrippingHazzard.jpg

[2Smart4U]

More dangerous sign:

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/cautionthisissparta_700.jpg

[FuyuKitsune]

That wasn't a trip, I was setting you up for this!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/punch.png

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/210-40.jpg

Scarf absorbs the impact and rips the hand off.

[FuyuKitsune]

I have two fist - counter left!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/thFALCON-PUNCH.gif

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/The_Necromancer.jpg

Ikasu beats the crap out of Capt. Falcon.

(And Laharl's scarf can block both hands at once; it can split into different parts.)

[FuyuKitsune]

I have feet also!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/thFacekick.gif

[2Smart4U]

Awesome stick figure massacres FTW!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/BlueVSRed.gif

[FuyuKitsune]

I wish I had a Xiao Xiao gif. Since I don't, I'll beat you with a guitar.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/flcl3.jpg
That'd be me if I was a girl.

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/snipper14147189937c6ba7.jpg

Serious Sangheili is not amused.

[FuyuKitsune]

Serious Sam is not amused.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/untitled.jpg
He blows you up.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/serioussambomblogo.gif

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/Funny Anime/ChickMissile.jpg

No words necessary.

[FuyuKitsune]

Damn, I was going to get that earlier. Send in the Wermach!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/Motivational%20Posters/blitzkrieg-demotivational-posters.jpg

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/cat4.jpg

Blitzkrieg is stopped by my cat.

[FuyuKitsune]

COUNTER CAT!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/Motivational%20Posters/overkill.png

[2Smart4U]

Counter-counter cat!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/SajinZero48dd77daa4490.jpg

[FuyuKitsune]

YOU HAVE SUMMONED ME?
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/zuul.jpg

A cat? *stomp stomp stomp*

[2Smart4U]

BANKAI!!!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/th1166809958.gif

[FuyuKitsune]

My flying shark eats your dragon
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/Motivational%20Posters/flying-sharks-demotivational-poster.jpg

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/Funny Anime/Zetsu_by_MSkyDragons.gif

Zetsu devours your shark.

(It's not a dragon; it's a dude with a sword with the spirit of an ice dragon inside of it.)

[FuyuKitsune]

My oni eats your green monster. It's just asking for it.
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/EatMepart1.jpg

[2Smart4U]

Rice has no chance against my chibi!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/29o0tih.gif

[FuyuKitsune]

Then I blow your brains out:
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/Motivational%20Posters/murder-demotivational-poster.jpg

P.S. That rice was a good counter. You are quite a challenge.

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/Funny Anime/ZombieTwins.jpg

Zombie twins own!

[FuyuKitsune]

.50 cal headshot, activate!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/rfomsnipegif.gif
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/Motivational%20Posters/head-shot-demotivational-poster.jpg

[2Smart4U]

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/cantimon48e03d7f4c9fb.jpg

LEEEEEEERRRRRRRROOOOOOOOOOYYY JEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNNNKKKIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNNSSS! !!!

[FuyuKitsune]

Ka-pow!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/ATT00009.jpg

[2Smart4U]

You can't catch Kira!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/cantcatchkira-1.gif

[FuyuKitsune]

I can with a car!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/Motivational%20Posters/high-scores-demotivational-poster.jpg

[2Smart4U]

I escape in my roflcopter!

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/roflcopter.gif

[FuyuKitsune]

http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/badge.gif

"YOU ARE FLYING IN A RESTRICTED ZONE. YOU MUST LAND."

[2Smart4U]

On whose authority?

http://i201.photobucket.com/albums/aa92/Rathma_Sensei/backshot4910dc8357f78.jpg

[FuyuKitsune]

On the people of America's authority!
http://i157.photobucket.com/albums/t42/marves_cousin/unclesam.jpg