Who v.s. Who, you decide the outcome.

[Overlord_Kakashi]

The rules are simple you put a name of a person v.s. another person and wait for an answer and a new person v.s. person. You can if you like can put below the ??? v.s. ??? some conditions to make it more interesting, like slap fight. Yes this is like character v.s. character thing in the other part of the forums, but it can be anything here and its a bit more creative I think.


I'll start with.

Fire v.s. Ice

[BaronBukkake]

The only characters I know of with those names are members of the Justice League.
In the 80s they were members of a group called the Global Guardians and their original names were Green Fury and Frostmaiden.


Ice has power over all forms of cold BUT Fire is endowed with the ability to project magical energy that manifests in a form resembling flames


If the two were to fight I would put my money on Fire because in an interview the CEO of DC comics stated that in a battle where two characters have similar powers but one is magical and the other is not, magic ALWAYS has the upper hand.

[BaronBukkake]

Five minute limit expired


Wonder Woman VS She-Hulk
nude with no weapons in desert

[HailStone]

well... you asked for it. They die of exhaustion due to 17 hours of hot lesbian love making.

My turn.

Ted Bundy Vs. Jeffrey Dahmer

[Ginyou Rinsom]

Me Vs. anyone

[Redemptor]

Me Vs. anyone

Red.

Why?Ginyou after slaying down millions of people was so exhausted he died.

[BaronBukkake]

My turn.

Ted Bundy Vs. Jeffrey Dahmer



Dahmer....Bundy only murdered women


Superman VS Hulk

[HailStone]

Superman...he can shoot lasers from his eyes.

A mass murdering kidnapper named Gary Soneji vs. A serial rapist named Casanova.

[BaronBukkake]

Casanova

Atom vs Antman

[gahlokneo]

Atom.

John McCain vs. Barack Obama

[Marx]

The Daily Show covering it.

The Heavy vs. Terminator.
Heavy has all unlockes in his disposal.

[swt]

Heavy with all of his unlockes

Next :

Alien VS Predator , it sound just like a movie :D

[Gracious]

Predator, unless its the evolved hybrid alien. One alien has never been able to take down a predator on its own.

Here's one

Tidus (FFX version) versus Vaan (FFXII)

[Ginyou Rinsom]

They are both wimps and losers

Itō Ittōsai Vs. Kaneko Ietada

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Kaneko Ietada... maybe.....


Auron (FF X (only good char) v.s. Elanachan (writer's block)

[wtf-boom]

In a no-holds barred fight Yusuke Yuramshi would kicks the following people's asses:
Naruto
Sasuke
Kakashi
Everyone else from the Naruto series.
The entire cast of Bleach, all at once.
Everyone from One Piece.
And basically anyone. (hes a major badass)

[wtf-boom]

Predator, unless its the evolved hybrid alien. One alien has never been able to take down a predator on its own.

Here's one

Tidus (FFX version) versus Vaan (FFXII)

Tidus hands down. Caladbolg + Blitz Ace = lights out.

[raziel]

cloud Vs zack

Buster sword for both

[Gracious]

WOW both raziel and wtf epicly failed at this so I'm going to answer all theres and the ones they skipped cause there life decided to suck at that moment

Auron (FF X (only good char) v.s. Elanachan (writer's block)
Elanachan because auron was thrown in jail for drunk in public charges

cloud Vs zack
Zack... play crisis core and you will know my reasoning

okay now to get back on a semi track

mac vs pc
a non nortened pc and a non juggler virus mac

[olath]

Kaneko Ietada... maybe.....


Auron (FF X (only good char) v.s. Elanachan (writer's block)

I reject your reality and substitute my own. Since this was never answered and someone went completely fucking stupid, the above is the last post I'll acknowledge.

Auron for the parenthetical reason.

Lemmy vs Michael Bay

Condition: Bay just stole Lemmy's last cigarette. Right from his mouth.

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Lemmy because you never get between a smoker and a cigarette.

Solid Snake (Old Snake with all his gear) v.s. Ginyou

Condition: No magic or sorts just weapons and skills ^_^ (I say that be pretty close.)

[Gracious]

solid snake, because its suprise box rape for the win!

Goku vs Yamcha (no super saiyan and early seasons )

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Yamcha because I saw that damn fight in Dragon Ball the Wolf Fang fist beat Goku up badly.

Because we are on the topic.

Bio Broly (LSS) v.s. Goku (SS3)

Condition: No use of energy attacks like Spirit Bomb or simple Ki Attacks.

[wtf-boom]

Yoko Kurama (YuYU Hakusho) vs. Ratchet. (R & C)

No R.Y.N.O., No Zodiac.

[Elana_chan]

You fail the game for being a noob and not following the rules.

Ratchet wins with the harbringer.

Sub-Zero VS. Mr. Freeze (Batman)

[Cat]

Sub-Zero wins

1) Mr. Freeze is a villain, not a fighter. He has a conscience and a reason for doing "evil". Sub-Zero is a trained killer.

And also because

2) because there is no "Mister Freeze wins" comment for the announcer in Mortal Kombat :)


The Prince of Persia vs. Neo from Matrix
- no firearms allowed -

[olath]

Yeah, I gotta agree with Elena_chan here. For someone that seems to think they're untouchable and superior to everyone else, you make it too easy to mock.

Also: Fuck! I lost the game! And after delaying the inevitable for so long....

I'm going to go with the Prince based on the original game. Hard shit there.

How about....

Young Elvis vs Fat Elvis

[Elana_chan]

wow, olath actually agrees with me on something, who'd have thought?

and for the result, am I allowed to throw out a third party for the victor? if so I pick El Kabong with his signature move, if not I'll go with young cause he's got fangirls who'd trample the fat one.

how about Clayface (also from batman) VS. the T-1000 from the 2nd terminator

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Clay face because he is just not freaking killable.....

Elana Chan v.s. Olath

Condition: They can fly ^_^

[Elana_chan]

I vanish, putting wtf-boom in my place. Olath wins against the substitution pretty much by default.

Van Hellsing vs Alucard

[olath]

I lol'd.

[Surprise]

It tends to happen with those that hang around. Provided they aren't completely fucktarded, that is. And it's not on everything, but some things.

I'm going to give the edge to Alucard. I think he's just a hair better.

Batman vs Superman

Condition: Batman has an hour to prepare.

[Elana_chan]

I seem to remember Batman having a stash of kryptonite in one of the cartoons so I say he wins.

and for the marvel side of that coin I think I'll pit Wolverine against Venom .

[Cat]

Wolverine, definitely.

How dou you beat someone who regenerates everything and has an Adamantium skeleton?


Mh... Spawn vs. Hellboy
(no limits, and Hell as an arena is only for the background atmosphere :))

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Spawn because he has some really bad ass moves, while HellBoy is mostly just muscle and guns.

Wolverine v.s. Spawn ^_^

[BaronBukkake]

Spawn
Wolverine can't regenerate after spawns chains rip him in half and demons can shred adamantium.

Aquaman vs. Submariner

[olath]

Submariner because Aquaman was redesigned to be "edgier" and only failed more.

James Hetfield vs music "pirates"

How dou you beat someone who regenerates everything and has an Adamantium skeleton?

Peanut butter, a magnet, and an empty water bottle. Can't be more specific than that, I'm afraid. Use your imagination.

[Cat]

Ugh... I'd say you're gross, but that's stating the obvious :)

James Hetfield.
He can survive with the pirates destroyed, but not vice-versa.
Plus, originality beats rip-offs.

Another movie duel:

Grammaton Cleric John Preston (Equilibrium) vs. Agent Smith (Matrix)
See a fighting style based on mathematic calculations battle it out against an aimbot run by a computer system.

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Agent Smith because... way to many of the damn guy.... I mean seriously too many.

because I have always wondered.....

Sora v.s. Riku

Condition: Nothing, but wooden swords to fight with ^_^

[HailStone]

Sora... for some reason.

A tripod Vs. my army of deadly alien lesbian space robots...from outer space

[olath]

Ugh... I'd say you're gross, but that's stating the obvious :)

What part of my plan makes it gross? Unless you twisted my innocent ideals, in which case I must defend my honor by telling you that nothing I do is disturbing to anyone.

....

Except this (http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Pain_series). And even your standard internet user will laugh in the face of it.

Now then.

I have a question concerning this "tripod." Is it a camera tripod, a shitty remake of War of the Worlds tripod, or a human tripod?

[Cat]

I have a question concerning this "tripod." Is it a camera tripod, a shitty remake of War of the Worlds tripod, or a human tripod?[/FONT]


Not to mention the "Strider" tripods from Half-Life 2 (which is, in fact, an organic remake of the War of the Worlds tripods). These have that shiny zero-point particle blast cannon mounted below their... "chin", mind you :)

[BaronBukkake]

tripod, lesbian army will be too busy fucking to fight



Batman vs Spiderman

[raziel]

Batman, he was far smarter then Spiderman.

The martian Vs Superman

[olath]

The Martian because Superman's villains are craptacular. A billionaire with too much free time, a computer, and a guy that vanishes if he says his name a certain way? Woo-hoo.

Rule 34 (Not the site) vs Rule 43

[Jet]

Rule 43 presents Rule 34 with a 10,000 word blog article going into detail about how it is impossible for there to be pornography of everything. Rule 34 presents Rule 43 with a picture of Rule 43 giving his dog fellatio. Rule 43 walks away saddened.

Irn-Bru vs. Coca-Cola

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Coca-Cola probably

Monkey Army v.s. Ninjas

[BaronBukkake]

Monkey army. Ninja are trained to fight/kill humans by attacking vital points, monkeys have different vital points due to body structure, while monkeys would just use their teeth to rip ninja throats open PLUS the weakest breed of monkey (of roughly human height) is 5 times stronger than a human and 4 times faster




Quicksilver vs Flash

[olath]

Quicksilver. Flash annoyed me too much.

BATTLE OF THE WORLD ENDERS!

Galactus vs Unicron

[BaronBukkake]

Galactus; because he 'devours' energy from worlds including the energy that binds molecules together.


Darkseid vs Trigon

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Hmmm Trigon because I like the name more

Tron v.s. Master Control.

[Elana]

Tron because tron can use that bike thing that can kill himself

Tron vs Elana (me!!!)

[Elana]

BUMP

[olath]

Elana as she's more enjoyable than Tron.

Will Wright (Sim-EVERYTHING)
vs
Peter Molyneux (Black & White, Populous, Fable)
vs
Sid Meier (Pirates!, Civilization, Alpha Centauri)
vs
Shigeru Miyamoto (Nintendo)

Condition: Dance off.

TO THE DEATH!

[BaronBukkake]

Sid Meier


Doctor Octopus vs Black Manta

[CJDeathBlade]

Doc Oc

Punk Rock vs. The Metal

[olath]

The Metal because it'll always be around.

JB vs KG in a rock-off.

[CJDeathBlade]

JB, just because...

James Bond vs. Austin Powers

[Overlord_Kakashi]

James Bond seeing Austin is all comedy no skills

Meta Knight v.s. Kirby

[flamekeepr]

Dante vs. inuyasha. In a sword fight. No demonic powers, jewel shards, magic, etc. Just sword against sword.

[olath]

ITT someone else fails to read how this works.

Meta Knight v.s. Kirby

I'll say Meta Knight because I like him more.

An easy one:

Asator vs Jormundgandr

[cross_grave]

Asator kills Jormundgandr, but dies right after the fight because he was poisoned by his opponent.

Sam vs Max (The Freelance Police)

[CJDeathBlade]

Max, cos he's hyper on drugs...

Ryan Stiles vs. Colin Mochrie

[falconjoker]

Neither, they need each other to be funny so it would be a draw.

Luke Skywalker vs. Young Obi Wan Kenobi (Episode Three)

[Trio]

No necro'ing! Read the damn rules noob!

Lock please.