The "Come as you are" RP [sex and violence, yo]

[Chat Noir]

There's only one damned rule for this one: you are you. Give yourself special "you" powers, I don't care. But no angst-filled backstories unless you've actually got them.

Violence, sex, sexy violence, violent sex... go freaking nuts.

*****

Chat walks into the RP thread, bored as shit at 5:09 a.m. and plunks herself down in the emptiness that is said thread. By the time she's finished typing it is 5:10 a.m.

Chat decides that punching a hole through the wall of the thread would be desirable, and proceeds to injure her hand doing so, while failing miserably at her intended task. "Fuck."

[cross_grave]

Grave was walking near the RP thread when he heard a curse. Curious, he entered the thread, finding Chat. "Yo. What's going on here?"

[Chat Noir]

"I was trying to punch a hole in the wall. I kind of failed..." She frowned thoughtfully for a moment before brightening up, "But I totally dented it. Just a little."

[cross_grave]

Grave sighed and took a look around. After poking around the thread a bit, he managed to find a hammer. "Perhaps you should have used a tool instead of your fist."

[Redemptor]

*sits at the back of the room,scratching his head*

Seriously,people here sure are weirdos..

*he muttered*

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at the muttering person, then at the hammer he was holding, then turned around and threw the hammer over his shoulder, sending it in the stranger's general direction.

[Chat Noir]

"Sorry, but I'm totally not using your tool for anything!" Chat sticks her tongue out as she watches the hammer flying straight toward Red. "YAY! VIOLENCE!"

[cross_grave]

Grave picked up another hammer. "Should I force you to eat it, or simply smash your head for that remark? Hm..."

[Chat Noir]

Chat just grins like an idiot. "C'mon, I'm just teasing. Give a bitter, sex-starved girl a break. Only... not a breaking of my face. Breaking faces is bad. UNLESS IT'S HIS FACE!" She points accusatorily at Red, who has done nothing wrong to her, ever, in the history of her goldfish memory span.

[Redemptor]

*as she finished,Red simply tackled her*
Touchdown!

*he stood up and performed victory chicken dance*

[Chat Noir]

Chat sneaks up behind the victory dancing Red and kicks him in the ass. "Jackass. Do I look like a football? Or even a football player?" Holding up her arms she waves around the fact that there is almost zero muscle tissue on her entire body. "I'm not tackle material."

[Redemptor]

*he did few short jumps,due to hurting butt*

Ouch,not so rough woman...

[cross_grave]

"YOU IDIOTS!"

Grave hit both of them with his hammer. "Can't you see that we lack something?"

[Chat Noir]

"I like it rough." Chat said as she nursed the bruise forming where she had been hit. "What on earth do we lack? Bean bag chairs for the thread? They're not as comfortable as everyone makes them out to be...."

[Redemptor]

k
thx
bai
<Red have left the room>

[cross_grave]

"BACKGROUND! WE LACK THE FUCKING BACKGROUND!" Grave gestured, pointing out the emptiness of the thread. "There's nothing here!"

[Chat Noir]

Chat inserts a bedroom, some bondage gear, as well as a flat screen TV and some hentai posters. "We wait. For death. Or n00bs. That can be murdered. And stored in the convenient garden outside the thread. Besides, background is for losers, the thread will grow and a plot of some sort will develop. I've done this kind of thing before on other forums, it'll either die a horrible death or live forever."

She pokes Grave in the side. "Stuff happens to mundane people all the time. You just have to make it happen."

[cross_grave]

"I think I'm beginning to understand your point." Grave carefully checked every detail of the background, then pointed towards the "toys". "Those are yours, right? And by the way, nice posters."

[Chat Noir]

"Not really 'mine' per say. These are my donations for public use." A cheerful smile crossed her face.

"Also, this has to be my absolute favourite poster!" Her hand motions to a particular one, which is one of the few that is more than just scantily clad women with needful looks on their faces.

http://www.aerisdies.com/gallery/imgs/data/media/1043/129001.jpg

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at said poster. "Oh. I see." Indeed, it contained more than other posters. Much more.

[Chat Noir]

"I've got a couple others lying around. You should add to the decor! Though I, myself, am getting a might sleepy and, daresay, I might even need to sleep." Chat sidles over to the bedroom, "Feel free to organise things to your liking while I'm asleep. I should be awake in a few hours to see the posh new changes."

Falling asleep under red silk sheets, Chat Noir leaves the thread under Grave's care. For some reason she feels a slight shudder make it's way down her spine as she drifts off into unconsciousness.

[cross_grave]

Grave sighed. He was a slacker and had always considered household chores to be his worst enemy, but he felt that he should contribute to the thread as well. After a brief search Grave managed to dig up his own stash of posters. Some of them were hentai posters, some of them were anime posters, and some of them were Metallica, Manowar, Hammerfall, Dragonforce, Rhapsody (and stuff like that) posters. Feeling that this might not be enough, Grave went to a nearby shopping center and returned after two hours, carrying approximatelly two tons of various junk. After the next two hours, he managed to successfully install a computer room, and the most powerful hi-fi set known to mankind. Then he sat down on the couch (which he put earlier in front of the TV) with a can of beer in his hand.

[Redemptor]

*returns from kitchen,announcing his arrival with loud "BUURP"*

Were out of pizza...

[Drager]

Drager walks in with five boxes of large pizza.
"Brought pizza, just don't get pizza everywhere,"

[Chat Noir]

"HOLY PIZZA BATMAN!" Chat walks in unannounced and starts chowing down on pizza. "Hey... this place is pretty freaking sweet now. Just needs a little something. Huh..."

Staring at some of the remaining empty space she realises they ought to have a jacuzzi put in. With the magical thread power of doomy-doom, a large jacuzzi tub appears. Then, without any decorum, she proceeds to strip and change into a two-piece bathing suit in front of everyone.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

Hmm... odd place for bodies, out front where everyone can see them being buried... *Zyon mused as flashes of what was to come flashed before his eyes, sifting one hand through the topsoil of the garden.*

Bodies!? Y-you mean...? *The nosy neighbor guardening exclaimed listening in.*

No no... not yet anyway, but soon enough. *I responded in a cheerful manner.* Say, ma'am to you have any digging equipment?

In the shed out back... you going to dig'em up? *she asked pensively*

Something like that, yeah... if I could borrow some, it'd be a big help. *following her to the shed as I flashed a fake badge pulling the officer routine*

Take what you need, hope you catch'em, been real noisy there of late... *she complained* Glad to help officer.

Yeah... *with a glint one of my smaller blades flew into her lungs* then THAAT happened... can't have you ruining the entertainment, can we? *I hurredly use her own tools to bury her under the shed, taking the keys to the house as I toss her in the hole* "good" neighbors can be such a pain...

*making myself at home a cozy distance from the thread, I order chinese and wait to see what happens.*

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki was relaxing in the library when he heard somebody shouting that there was pizza available. He put down the book he was reading and headed for the kitchen. After eating his fill he asked Chat if he could join her in the hottub.

[Chat Noir]

"You are most certainly welcome to join me! The water's warm and this girl is HOT!" She giggled insanely as if it was some amazing inside joke. But where does one find an ego boost if not thanks to oneself?

[cross_grave]

Grave was eating the pizza inhumanly fast, almost as if the world was about to end in five seconds. "Aah, filling. Do you mind if I join you as well?"

[Chat Noir]

"I don't see why not!" She said warmly as she leaned back and enjoyed the bubbles.

[cross_grave]

"Ok, gimme a second." Grave left the room and went ot his bedroom to change. He returned after a while, wearing only trunks and carrying a towel. He put it aside before he jumped into the water.

[Sai]

Walking in unannounced, Chronos was appalled by the horrific scene before him. "God is this gay." In an attempt to protect his eyes from the atrocities of Grave, he encounters Red by the kitchen door. "You the maid here, or something?"

[Redemptor]

*Red took a look at Chronos with expression that could say at least "wtf?"*

Im not,but chaos that seems to be friend of this place ,lures my attention.
And so I walk here and there,spreading nonsense and randomness.

But Im surprised that I see You in place like this.

[Sai]

"I'm quite shocked myself..." Chronos waved his arms nonchalantly. He then proceeded to the kitchen, shrugging his shoulders. What have I done...

[Redemptor]

*Red scratched own head in anxiety*
Seriously,weird place...

[cross_grave]

Grave's head turned when he heard the remark adressed at him. He shrugged and relaxed, enjoying the bubbles. Geez, it's getting pretty lively here.

[Marx]

"Oh crap, get out of the way!" Marx runs past the house, followed closely by a robot that resembles a miniature T-Rex. He gets over to the neighbor's shed and skids right inside it. The T-rex leaps inward as well, and gets a metal boot to the nose. Before it could realize what's going on, he runs back out, seals the door, and fires a couple of rounds through the door. He fired off 4 clips before he tossed a gernade through the window. "Bah, another faulty machine. This is just not my day..." He lurched onto the couch and promptly went to sleep.

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki left and changed then joined Chat in the tub.

[Kimiko]

Other than the faint claps of her aided feet making their way on the hard floor, Kimiko maintains a quiet mood as she enters this unknown territory. Her eyes of deep blue shade move together in a mild sweep from left to right, watching the occurrences at work. Both her hands are clasping together down in front of her, slowing down on her already gentle pace. "Hmmm..." she said faintly, a few second after halting on her tracks. Breaking the joining of her hands to use her left one to tuck multiple strands of her long black hair on the left side of her face to back of her ear, she fluttered her eyelids twice. Silent, she remains but curious on what's going on, hoping to engage in the conversation or an activity in the near future.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

Zyon ate his Lo Mein in peace watching from the obscure distance before watching a strange man and robot duke it out over the previous tenant of his house' remains. "Thiph cn't be goog..." he said from the porch as he hastily ate his noodles. A slight annoyed look on his face as the man who blew apart the shed, now found himself sleeping on MY couch. Well... it was mine NOW at least.

"Oh dear... time to move. Can't have roommates afterall. Nope, that'd never do... at least roommates of the male persuasion." With that said he wiped the handle of the blade he'd used to kill the old neighbor and set it near Marx's hand. "That and an annonimous call should take care of it... then again, I could forego the call... I'm sure granny-bits raining on everyone will do nicely enough." I gave a light chuckle as I left eating my noodles.

Looking up to see Kimiko, ~ah crap... this could go one of two ways. Witness, which'd mean kill, or bribe... or accomplice, which could lead to all sorts of fun.~ Quickly scanning the area for any seemingly unoccupied houses. "Say, miss... you wouldn't happen to know this neighborhood very well, would you?"

[Kimiko]

The unfamiliar voice grasps her attention, causing her to turn her perspective, including her front body, towards the manly remark. "Uhmm... n-no, I don't really know this place," she bashfully replied to the man, putting her left arms down to once again reunite the clasp of her hands. Curiosity promotes an itch within her, unable to really manifest a solid assumption at the moment regarding this man in front of her. "A-Are you??" she inquired back to him, remaining unknown of his identity and all.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

"Am I, what?" he mused, his pale blue eyes focusing on her, his light brown hair tied back, as he pulled out a pair of sunglasses, still looking for a vacant house, or a house he could easily enough vacate. ~Best not to stay on the street like this... or at least not in front of the house with a murdered woman whose body another man recently blew up. Not good.~

"Actually... care to continue this conversation somewhere that isn't being pelted by the sun? I'm baking out here... just follow me." ~We'll see, if all goes well I WON'T have to kill anyone again.~ He walked across the street to knock on a door. 'Just play along...' he lipped to Kimiko as he knocked again, "Health Department." he said authoritatively as he heard voices and someone walking towards the door. Leaning over quickly he decided to test this girl's wits, he whispered into her ear "Just come up with some disease or parasite, get them to leave the house for an indefinate amount of time." With that the door opened, Zyon gave a confident grin, ~even if she bombs... I can still recover it~ he thought as he spoke, "Health Department, I believe we'd left calls on your machine. We need you to vacate the premises until the problem can be resolved..."

"What problem...?" The toadlike woman's voice rasped out.

~good lord, do these people smoke or EAT cigarettes...~ he mused waiting to see what Kimiko could come up with.

[Kimiko]

She nodded down once in agreement to his proposition. The searing massage of the unseen heat does pummel her creamy ivory flesh, exposed or not. Following this unknown man, she put herself in a distance from him, stopping a foot or more away as he did so in front of a door that leads to a crappy bungalow. "Play along," he said, making this gal feel a bit perplexed on what his plan is. As he continues to verbally exert his plot which she remains unaware of, Kimiko just struggles her best to stay composed and ready. It renders her conscious of wanting to remove the seemingly bashful yet calm expression she has.

With the person in the house already answering the man, the female quickly pondered on what to add for the betterment of their growing lie. "Hazardous spores have been reported to inhabit this house as we did a sweep around the neighborhood. Please, we implore you to consider vacating the premises until the dilemma is resolve. You probably want more years to smoke your cigarettes, don't you, ma'am??" she mentioned with gravity and tranquility mixed in the tone of her voice. She repressed her anxiety for later, where she can release it in a form of multiple deep breaths. Kimiko hopes that her addition to the lie that the man instigated was more than enough to convince this raspy-voiced woman behind the partially opened door.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

Zyon stifled a laugh at the smoking comment. "Vashius Cerberodifilae... rare strand of flesh-eating bacteria. I can't stress strongly enough how much you and your need to leave. Go to this hotel, using this GPS. We'll contact you once the site has been disinfected." The woman began to protest. "MA'AM! you have no time to argue, I have here a right-of-quaranteen to have you out by force if need be before you can catch and spread the contamination." he said sternly, flashing and shaking about a carefully folded burgerking application in a way it was never clearly in view before putting it back away. The woman nodded with a paniced expression before shutting the door and exiting a moment later the whole family in tow with the devices he'd given.

"I really do love my job sometimes..." Zyon said with a smile ~doubt we'll see them again~ "Good call..." he said to his accomplice in the lie, "Well... make yourself at home..." he chuckled as he headed into the house. "Not much, but for the moment it'll do, at least until something better comes along. Now you had questions for me?"

[Kimiko]

She dares to maintain her quite state until needed again. Kimiko just watches and listens to all actions in this manipulated scenario. To be candid, she is trying her best not to laugh or even let out a faint smile that will blow their cover. After all, she finds the whole concept of this type of lie as hilarious and clever. Her eyes move from examining the panicked people in the house depart the premises and then back towards the man.

After what he said, many seconds subsequent to the house now barren from their actions, Kimiko giggles, finally. She let the man enter first before she does, watching her step as the place does look a bit crappy. No complains are further necessary to be released, she thought as they already come into possession of this house, at least for the time being. The wooden floor creaks from the sauntering she and the man are doing so. The girl inhales greatly, taking in the hovering dirt that fails to cause harm to her, exhaling heavily afterwards. Listening to him the entire time, the last sentence he left her with is another winner of grabbing her attention well. "Y-Yes. I do. W-Who are you??" she asked meekly at him, trying not to be shy as the reason is now pale.

[Marx]

"Why is it always something when I wake up? Can't I just have a break or something?" Marx mumbled on his way out to the front door. He crossed the street and moved the knife to his left hand. "You know, even if you could pin the evidence on someone else, it's more honorable to just plain destroy it." With that, he promptly took a bite out of the blade and tossed over the handle.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

"Who am I...? Well, the name's Zyon... as for the rest, I'm an agent of disorder. In short, I'm part of a group or creedo devoted to keeping a state of disbelief and chaos so that order doesn't finally kill everything." He takes a deep breath of the dusty air and aroma of what he only hopes is year old dead cat, "Man this place is a shit hole... the house across the street was better... oh right." he paused as he got back on topic, "If everything was truely allowed to calm down, for true lasting peace to happen, all human life at least would cease to be in a matter of weeks. You see most people are simple creatures really, and perpetually lazy... the only way to create motion, i.e. life... is to create uncertainty, fear, histeria... dare I say it, insanity. Take those people who just left for example. That GPS was programed to send them to Times Square in Ney York... that and I rolled it in three kinds of measles, two people that had chicken pox and one case of leprocy, now a normal person would be immune to those things, but you saw how devolved they were. As we speak they're probably developing an itch." He said with a puckish laugh as he washed his hands. "By the time they get to Times Square, they'll think they have the made up bacteria we mentioned and start a contagion scare. A good chunk of new york city will be quaranteened and fow nothing more than ignorance and a disease a five year-old could fight off..."

Whistling as I turn rig the living room light with twist-ties and a "Clapper", calling the house phone with my Cel and blowing out the pilot, turning on all burners and the oven, and grabbing an umbrella, handing it to Kimiko, "We... might wanna go." Once in the middle of the street I place the phone near your hands, "Care to do the honors? Just clap loud into the phone... should work fine..."

Semi-distracted by the bladeless handle that is tossed at me, I turn towards the angry Marx, my hand with the open Cel still craned towards Kimiko's hands. Looking down at the bitemarks on the blade, then back to Marx, "That blade had old lady abdomen blood on it, why would you do that?" I ask waiting for a loud boom to break the tension.

[gman003]

I come in, yell (more of mumble) "What the fuck? When did it become 2:00 AM?", then pass out right in the way. If anyone listens closely, they can hear me muttering about the finer points of viral software licensing.

[Drager]

Having walked out side Drager saw the whole thing with Marx, Zyon, and Kimiko.
"What the hell,"
Blinking a couple times Drager decides to ignore it.
"I think I'll just finish what I was doing,"
Drager starts filling the super soaker with cold water on top of the ice he put in.

[Redemptor]

*lies on sofa,half hanging from it...yep,it's morning/sleep time for Red.A mall table stands next to him,saying "Do NOT disturb,under penalty of death"*

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki leaned back in the tub and said to Chat "Why don't you tell us a little about yourself?"
He then reached over and began stoking the back of her hand.

[cross_grave]

Grave sent Baron a stare of death, pointing towards a large sledgehammer that was lying within Grave's reach. It was covered in red stains and propably could intimidate a mammoth.

[Redemptor]

*he opens one eye,scratching his head..took a short look around..silence...so Red just turned on other side,and fall asleep again*

[Marx]

"Yeah, and it tasted stale. And the reasons I have are simple. First, it's rude framing someone then causing an epidemic somewhere else in the world without asking. Second, I'm hungery, and can break down most metals for iron. Third....well there's no third. But enough about that, did you say you were working in an organization that deals with chaos?" He stifled a yawn creeping up to his throat and looked with mild interest at Zyon.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

"Organisation... it's a funny word in this case really... more of a loose affiliation set on disrupting true and necrotic order." He said a bit distracted at the fact that Kimiko hadn't clapped into the cel phone yet. with a sigh he set the phone on the mailbox and clapped himself, making the small house burst to life in a violent geyser of vibrant reds and oranges. "That never gets old..." He remarked with a contented sigh, "wait a minute.,.. did you say 'let loose an epidemic without asking permission'? And just who would I ask..?" he mused as he found the notion of asking to release an epidemic rather comical in itself, how would anyone respond to that?

[Chat Noir]

Chat stared obliviously at Baron's hand. "I've got nothing really special to say about myself. I am me? I guess. What's there to know?"

[Redemptor]

*snickers*
*and he just turned on the other side,staring at wall or tv,whatever was in that direction...it doesn't seem like he would plan to leave sofa*

[cross_grave]

With a malicious half-smile on his face, Grave picked up a small hammer and threw it at Red's head. Then he turned his attention towards Chat. "You could tell us a bit about your hobbies, or stuff like that."

[Redemptor]

*hammer hits the back of sofa...two seconds later few words of discouragement can be heard...like fu*ker*

[cross_grave]

Grave smiled even wider and threw a couple of hammers at the source of the words of discouragement. Those hammers were considerably bigger and heavier than the first one.

[Marx]

"Organisation... it's a funny word in this case really... more of a loose affiliation set on disrupting true and necrotic order." He said a bit distracted at the fact that Kimiko hadn't clapped into the cel phone yet. with a sigh he set the phone on the mailbox and clapped himself, making the small house burst to life in a violent geyser of vibrant reds and oranges. "That never gets old..." He remarked with a contented sigh, "wait a minute.,.. did you say 'let loose an epidemic without asking permission'? And just who would I ask..?" he mused as he found the notion of asking to release an epidemic rather comical in itself, how would anyone respond to that?
"Permission? Screw that, I meant you could have asked me if I wanted to join you." He sighes and lookes through his pockets for a bit. He takes out a couple of marshmallows and begin roasting them in the fire.

[Redemptor]

*after last attack of Grave on furniture..there was silence....minute later,sound of fired up match and hisss.....a chain of firecrackers flew out from sofa,landing near Grave,and starting to burst*

[cross_grave]

"FUCK!"

Grave quickly got out of the bathtub and ran to his room, grabbing his bloodstained mammoth-sized sledgehammer as he ran. He returned after two minutes, dressed in regular black clothes, sldgehammer in hands. "That does it, you goddamn fucker! VAE VICTIS!!!" With bloodlust in his eyes Grave jumped on the sofa, with the intention of smashing Red's skull.

[Redemptor]

*indeed,Grave slammed at sofa with full force,but Red wasn't here.And while Grave was shocked he got ambushed from the back.Red stole his trousers,leaving the sucker in pink pants with kittens.*

Take that You ass!

[cross_grave]

Grave indeed had pink pants with kittens, but he wasn't wearing them. He was holding them in one of his hands, and used them to blind Red by putting them on his head. Then Grave quickly grabbed his trousers and put them on before grabbing firmly his sledgehammer and taking a wide swing at Red.

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki leaned back against the tub, watching Grave and Red fight.
Speaking to Chat he said "Why don't you tell us your hobbies, what you like, what you hate, your dreams for the future, what you fear.

[Redemptor]

*not loosing cold blood,he aimed a simple kick straight at Graves cohones*

[Zyonlostwanderer]

Zyon gave a large cat-like grin ~Two recruits in one block... could prove fun.~ "Alright then, the more the merrier, after all, this house of cards won't collapse itself. Well it WILL, after we help it to do so... at least. However, to join, you have to destroy something precious to you... could be an heirloom, or anything. And someone like myself must be there to see its destruction."

With that I close my Cel and walk into the dead woman's tidy house grabbing a large bag of marshmallows, chocolate and graham crackers, approaching the burning pile of what once was a sad excuse for a house. "Smores?" I ask the two, "At any rate, think it over..." and I join Marx in roasting marshmallows off the smoldering home.

[Marx]

"Precious? Damn, that's going to be hard...a quwstion, if you please. Are we going to screw over someplace like Africa? Or are they more.....wealthy targets?"

[Drager]

Drager looks around the door and into the room.
"FRAG OUT,"
Drager starts throwing water balloons filled with cold water into the room. One of them hits Red in the back of the head.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

"If you know any parts of Africa that are nearing empire, than sure... seeing empires follow the natural order of collapsing in on themselves is our forte. With that in mind, most of us are either tooling around the US, China, Japan or Europe... most bounce between the four. The only people most of us really know where are would be our own mentor, assuming said person is still alive, and any other recruits they made while we were in tow." After finishing that he ate yet another smores. "Isn't it strange the cops haven't shown yet, I mean two explosions, a murder, empersonating both an officer and a government official and ...nothing? Not to sound ungreatful, but I'm not used to enjoying my work nor staying still like this after a job..."

[Redemptor]

Sadly to admit,there are people here,and there are retards.
Most likely with some kind of emotional problems,or deeply held grudge towards something,that turns into subconscious frustration.

[cross_grave]

Ya know, that last sentence is a fitting description if you're talking about me.

[Redemptor]

Don't be a bird brain.Use logical way of thinking,they You will know what I mean.

[cross_grave]

I think I kinda got it the first time, I just felt like pointing that out.

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki looks confused at the conversation

[Redemptor]

*taking up the chance,he tackled at Grave*
en garde!

[cross_grave]

"VAE VICTIS!"

Grave dodged to the right and counter-attacked almost instantly afterwards, swinging his sledgehammer at Red.

[Redemptor]

*couldn't help it..Graves rubber hammer hits Red,making "squeak~" sound*

...

[cross_grave]

After the rubber hammer hit Red, distracting him, Grave kicked him as hard as he could, aiming at his balls.

[Redemptor]

*falls on the knees*

uhh...You (...).....

*Red took a deep and heavy breath*

[cross_grave]

"Pwned."

Smiling widely, Grave went to the kitchen and made himself a few sandwiches. He ate them while checking the food supplies, then returned to the room.

[Cat]

... at which point, out of no proper reason at all, a black hole materialized, vomiting out Cat, who promptly landed, head first, right next to an available soft cushion on the hardwood floor, before vanishing with the muffled sound of "plop.".

Groaning, Cat got up, rubbing her head. Her haircut might have been an ordinary ponytail once, before said pony had a rather horrible car accident, which left only a charred and deformed mess that now more resembled a bird's nest - with a ponytail stuck to it. The rubbing did nothing to improve the situation, rather stirring the chaos (probably inside her head as well as on top of it) a bit further. Strangely enough, she was wearing a black bikini swimsuit, its color matching that of her hair. An oversized handaxe was clipped to her swimsuit's belt, dangling loosely from her hip.

"Has... anyone seen a flying, transdimensional fish about this size", she gestured vaguely between the size of a shoe and half her own body," passing by?", she asked, before taking in her surroundings. She carefully sidestepped the groaning figure on the ground, and adressed the two people in the jacuzzi. The bubbling water seemed to mesmerize her for a moment, and she stood, lost in thought.

"Ehm... anyways," she sighed, brightening up the next moment," do you have some room to spare in that bathtub?"

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki looked at the new arrival and said "Sure is come on in."

[Cat]

"Great!"

Still wearing a sheepishly distant grin and dreamily staring at the bubbles, Cat padded over to the Jacuzzi, her bare feet making hardly a sound. When she passed the couch Red had formerly dozed in, she removed the axe from her belt and laid it carefully on the cushions, caressing handle and blade.

"Just by the way, did you notice your neighbor's shed seems to have exploded lately?" she asked, passing by the window. She shook her head in puzzlement and heaved herself into the water, letting out a long sigh of relief as the warm water engulfed her. A sound close to a purr escaped her. "This feels good..."

[cross_grave]

Grave approached the axe, carefully noting every single detail. He turned his head towards the newcomer. "Excuse me? My name is Grave. May I ask, where did you find such a fine axe? And what is your name anyway?"

[Cat]

Cat abandoned her grinning stare at the bubbles surrounding her and turned her attention to Grave. "Uh, my name's Cat. Were you the guy rummaging in the kitchen? You didnt probably come across a sort of fish, did you?"

Then she seemed to remember the man's first question and thoughtfully pulled a strand of black hair from her ponytail. "As for the axe, I kinda... found it..." The moment she finished saying that a frown crossed her face, and she turned to glare at the axe. "Okay, okay, so you found me, happy?" she barked at the perfectly still weapon. "Yeah, and I heard he called you a fine axe, just dont let it get to your blade, will ya? Sheesh!"

She looked excusingly at Grave. "Sorry, old heirloom of my dad's, found it one day when cleaning up the attic. 's a bit headstrong, even for something made of steel, but its useful for hunting... fish..."

[Chat Noir]

Chat returned from her temporary phasing out of existance, only to find a mysterious "Cat" in standing near the Jacuzzi. Still hot and steamy from her prolonged, non-existance in the hot tub she stared at her and her massive "fishing" axe.

Jumping out of the hot tub, soaking wet, she stares at this "Cat" some more, inspecting her as if she were a piece of furniture. "How on earth did you get here? And what kind of fish are we talking about?"

[Redemptor]

*he stood up*

Uh...that punk..and whats up with everyone carrying weapons?
Do You all people carry that metal when walking in home or in city?

*he gave em a stare expressing "you are weirdos"*

*he sighted and returned on Sofa*

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at Red, wondering whether he should torment him some more or not. After a brief mental struggle, Grave walked towards Red with an innocent smile on his face.

[Redemptor]

*Red didn't looked like this time he will respond in sublime way*

Raise at least one finger,and You will land in the tube,with each single bone broken.

[cross_grave]

"... Okay..."

Grave went to his room and returned after a while, carrying a water pistol. He aimed at Red's balls and unloaded all of the water.

[Redemptor]

Payback
*kicks Grave in the ballz so hard,he could jump up*

[cross_grave]

Grave fell on the ground and remained there for a while, not giving a sign of life.

[Cat]

Cat shrank a little under Chat's prying eyes, giving her a confused, uncertain smile.
"It seems carrying a weapon around here is quite a good idea," she replied, looking at Grave rolling on the floor in pain. "Besides, I can't have it left to itself in my rooms. It wrecked half the place last time I did that!" "And don't you say it wasn't you!", she snapped at the weapon, which responded elaborately by remaining perfectly still on the cushions.

She returned to answer Chat's gaze but quickly turned her eyes down. Her left hand toyed with strands of her hair uneasily, messing it up further. "Uh, and I think the thread's door was open," she answered in a small voice, "and I thought I'd seen that fish here..."

[Redemptor]

*he looked at Grave from above,and mimicking his tone,he spoke*

Owned...

*he moved sofa away from the mess,and placed himself on it*

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki watched the two girls nervously wondering what to do next.
He decided to talk to them and hope for the best.

Speaking to both of them, he said "Okay let's talk about this fish. What can you tell us about it?"

[Cat]

"It's a ... uh, sort of, transdimensional fish... thing...", Cat replied, happy to avoid Chat's searing stare. "At least it looked a lot like a fish when I last saw it... despite the flying..." She blinked irritably, re-considering the information as if she had not thought about it from the right angle.
She eyed Chat carefully, who seemed to be trying to judge Cat's resale value.
"It's about this size," she gestured something between the size of a shoe box and a basketball this time," and it's mostly blue... uh, sometimes turns green, I think...", she hesitated, "oh, and it seems able to move between dimensions - it always leaves a big, like, "reality hole" when you get too close. I thought I could catch it last time by following through, but it seems I got here instead." She blinked again, looking genuinely puzzled.
"Thought for a moment that it went through your neighbor's garden shed," she nodded towards the window, "but it usually doesn't leave flames and smoke..." She looked to Bukki as if he might have understood any of what she said.

[Redemptor]

*turns back side up,letting one arm to slide down from sofa and reach the floor*

*he took at look at Graves corpses*

Wonder if it would be any fun,to toss him into jacuzzi in such state...

[cross_grave]

"I heard that." Grave slowly stood up, his face a mask of pain. He slowly waddled towards his room and returned, carrying something big wrapped in a gigantic sheet of paper and some rags. He sat down on a chair and waited for the room to stop spinning.

[dmcdante1990]

Dante walks into the room hearing all noise and wondering what was going on, he sees a guy sitting on the chair with something odd looking in his hands and says "so yeah whats going on here"

[cross_grave]

"My good sir... Please leave, for all that remain here soon shall become witnesses of a bloody murder."

[Redemptor]

*in lazy manner he points Grave*

That fool is at it again,he firmly believes he will be able to finish me off one day.

[cross_grave]

Grave unwrapped the thing he was holding, revealing an accurate Soul Reaver replica. He stood up and lunged at Red.

[Redemptor]

*rolled away taking sofa with him..Jackie Chan style*

[cross_grave]

Grave chased after Red, slashing and smashing everything in his way. "Get back here so I can hang your head on the wall!"

[Redemptor]

*for one thing was sure, normal Red was hell of a fast in sprinting,he lunged towards jacuzzi and with one jump flew over*

[cross_grave]

Grave growled and jumped after Red. However, he wasn't so good at jumping, and he landed on his face behind the jacuzzi. The blade flew out of his hand, flying straight at Red.

[Marx]

"You know, that's a good question. Where are the cops?" He looked over to the end of the street and seen a giant hole in the ground, leading into what one could say...'madness'. "Well, you don't see things like that everyday."

[Redemptor]

*he was fast,but not amazingly nimble....he tripped,giving head-on kiss to mother Earth...of course,lucky for him,since sword missed*

[cross_grave]

The sword buried itself deep in the wall. Grave, who had managed to get back on his feet by that time, approached it and carefully studied the wall around the blade, trying to come up with a plan.

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki continues to talk to the girls trying to get them to tell him something about themselves.
He watches Red and Grave fighting then puts a wad of cash on the table Saying "$750 on Grave."

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at the cash, then at Baron, then he sighed. "They already started... Yo, Red, it's time for us to call this fight a draw, they are betting again. Well, actually they are betting on me."

[Redemptor]

Feed on Your pride as You wish.
Im not interested both in bets or fight...You started it,it's wise to notice.

*he returns on his sofa*

[cross_grave]

Grave sighed and looked at his sword. "Now, what should I do..." He tried to remove the blade, but the task proved to be too difficult. He sat down on the floor, trying to think of a plan. Suddenly, he stood up and turned to face Cat. "Excuse me! May I borrow your axe?"

[Redemptor]

And some boobs!

*he tossed that comment out of boredom,while resting on sofa*

[cross_grave]

"On second thought, I think I'll find something else. I mean, it's a really fine axe, but I'm not in the mood to listen to that bastard's remarks without a sword in my hand." Grave left the room. He returned after a few minutes, carrying a pickaxe. Grave walked towards his sword and began to hack the wall around it.

[Redemptor]

And who told You that it was request made in Your name?

*he gave a questioning stare,while supporting his arms on side of sofa*

[Cat]

Cat followed the argument between the two in amazement, trying to listen to Baron and avoid Chat's piercing stare all at once. She took a look at her axe when Grave asked for it, protectively stepping a step towards it. Her hand gingerly reached out for the blade, halting it mid-air.
"I dont thinnk it would do you much good," she answered, with Grave hacking away at the wall. "I mean, it's good at wrecking places -" she gave the weapon a meaningful, accusive look, "- but it can also rather stubborn and surprisingly blunt at times". She caressingly ran a fingertip along the axe's curved blade, mouthing something about could do you some good to do some real useful work to the weapon.
The axe seemd rather unimpressed, glinting in the room's light.

[Redemptor]

*with monotony,he took a look at her doings,raising left eyebrow*

[cross_grave]

In the meantime Grave managed to completelly ruin the wall, liberating the sword. He held it above his head in triumph, then looked at it. "It seems that it's not damaged..." Then Grave looked at Cat, and came up with an idea. "Cat, that axe is a sentient being, right? Can you ask it how it gained... Um... I mean, it has a soul or something like that, right?"

[Cat]

Cat hesitated for a moment, giving the axe and thoughtful look.
"I wouldn't actually call that sentient," she replied slowly. "It has its own will, though. I mean, a head of its own, at least." She sighed. "I never bothered to find out why, though." She gave the weapon a reproachful look, still running her finger along the blade. "I thought it was just some more of the weird stuff you sometimes find on attics that haven't been cleaned during the last century or so..." - "And I'm not the weird stuff you found!" she snapped at the weapon, withdrawing her hand and locking her arms in front of her. "I didnt ask for you to find me, and neither asked you to ruin my place all the time!"
The axe looked rather unimpressed, and a worried expression crossed Cat's face. "Okay, hey look, I'm sorry. I didn't mean I was gonna throw away my heritage, I just really got annoyed when you cracked my desk and made confetti of most of my writing - I was actually gonna continue these stories!" She smiled a small, almost shy smile from beneath the fringes of her messed-up hair. "So, you're not gonna tell us how you came to be... you..?" she pleaded.
The axe remained silent.
"Aw c'mon, it's still about that damn fish, isn't it? I lost it, okay? Yeah, I'll even admit it, it was my fault! What do you want me to do?" Cat sighed.

[cross_grave]

Grave listened to the dialogue between Cat and her weapon patiently. When he spotted a pause, he coughed to get Cat's attention. "You know, maybe it would behave better if you threatened it with fire or something like that..."

[Redemptor]

*Red was looking at them with monotony*

..weirdos..

[Cat]

Cat looked at Grave in shock.
"I could never do such a thing!"
Her gaze returned to the weapon, her hand now resting firmly on the blade.
"I know it seems as if its just an annoying piece of steel and wood, but there's actually not much more left of my history than this", she explained to Grave. "Especially since someone smashed a lot of my other heritage, when they felt I might have forgotten about them..."
"Maybe if you could help me find that fish thing? It seemed to be somewhat important - that ignorant piece of blacksmiths' work seemd to be very interested at least, and I've rarely ever seen it be interested in anything else than making remarks about people."
She cast a pleading look at Grave.

[cross_grave]

"Well, I don't really mind helping you, as long as I get to smash something." Grave waved his sword. "May I ask, will your homicidal friend be more willing to cooperate and tell something about itself after we hunt that thing down?"

[Cat]

She gave both Grave and the axe a thoughtful look, glancing questioningly at the latter. Then she nodded, slowly.

"It seems the fish will hold some answers," she said irritably. "I'm not sure what that means, but maybe we'll find that out as well. Either that, or I'll be rethinking the subject of using fire," she added, casting a piercing look at the weapon, which, as usual, remained unaffected.

Straithening, Cat tucked the axe back into her belt, not without having what seemed to be a short, hushed argument with it. For the first time since she had so surprisingly appeared, she looked concentrated and by herself - although Chat's presence, emanating hostility, still seemed to unsettle her. She took a look around her, taking in the posters, the jacuzzi, the couch - that looked rather worn in the meantime from the constant fighting going on on and around it - the burning neighbor's shed half visible through the window and the room's rather weird collection of inhabitants.

Then she went over to one of the walls, and gingerly put her hand to it.
"Has that been here all the time?", she asked, pointing to a dent in the thread's wall. Even after furnishing and decoration, the spot where Chat's fist had tried to disobey forum logic was still visible amidst the posters taking most of the walls' free space.

[cross_grave]

"That? Oh, don't bother yourself with this. Chat tried to punch through the wall, without success." Grave played with his sword. "Do you have any ideas how we might find that fish?"

[Cat]

"Well actually...", Cat replied, running her hand along the small crater in the wall, "... actually, this looks a lot like what that fish thingy usually leaves when creating a ... a reality hole. This one's just smaller. But whenever it jumps, it breaks a hole into... I don't know, call it the background or something, and for a moment, you can see through thin air into what's beyond like looking at a TV screen... just without the TV around it. The hole itself usually closes within the next few seconds, but it leaves some sort of impact on the reality you're currently in."

She looked at Grave questioningly. "Make any sense?"

[cross_grave]

"Well, it kinda does. Should I check this spot?" Grave picked up his pickaxe and approached the wall. "I can check if there's something behind it."

[Cat]

Cat shrugged, looking uncertain.
"If Chat did this, it probably has nothing to do with the fish... thingy." She looked around the place, her eyes hanging on the windows for a moment once again, the destroyed shed still visible. "And the crater is too small, as well; unless it changed size or anything. Have you seen anything like this around here?" She tapped the wall. "Did your neighbor's shed blow up by itself, for example, or did it have a ... natural reason?" Her tone suggested she'd be surprised to hear a natural reason for a garden shed to explode, but that she'd be also willing to hear it out.

"Y' know, I was wondering... if the last hole dropped me here, the fish must've come this way... or I was probably just on the same route and took the wrong exit or was thrown out the wrong place by momentum or something..." She sighed. "It's not like I understand what I'm looking for here... But if the fish came through this place, he should either still be here or must've left a trace where he vanished. If it's not been here altogether, I honestly don't know how to pick up the trail again..."

[cross_grave]

"Hmm... I didn't see any trans-dimensional fishes here, so I think that you've taken the wrong exit, or something like that." Grave looked at the demolished shed. "As for the shed, I think that someone blew it up." He sighed and looked at the couch and it's inhabitant. "Red, you lazy bum! Do something useful and help us out!"

[BaronBukkake]

Bukki decided to disregard Grave's and Cat's conversation.
He continued to talk with Chat, hoping to learn something about her.

[HailStone]

Stone scratched his head, confused? "Ummm excuse me wtf is goin on"?

[wtf-boom]

Steve walks in, obviously not giving a damn what he looks like, with his hair being unkempt and face unshaven. "Goddamnit, you guys need to stop hacking at things! Dont you know sound carries? Jesus christ, cant a man sleep?"

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Overlord looks around the thread very, very confused... "What the hell is going through some people's heads." He guessed he be attacked randomly from their weird tactics and makes sand swirl around him acting as a shield for he can control sand ^_^

[wtf-boom]

Steve grabs Overlord by the collar, with a one-handed grasp and lifts him off his feet with surprising strength. "Use one more magic trick and ill show you mine! Ill make your face disappear! now get the fuck off my property, all of ya!"

[Overlord_Kakashi]

"...... No?" Overlord makes sand turn into a wave and push Steve to the ground and Overlord falls to the ground on his feet. He was oddly confused still and said, "Please don't do that again....>.>" He walks away.

[Minuki-desu~]

Minuki comes out of nowhere wearing spandex and starts shooting wildly at overlord and steve " You Killed my grandpa!!!!"

[Redemptor]

Girl,this place is long dead...

*turns on sofa to other side*

[cross_grave]

"Indeed." Grave walked into the kitchen. After a moment, some rather inhuman screams and a loud crash could be heard. Grave walked out, carrying his Soul Reaver replica. The blade was stained with blood. "I think that the "thing" that could have been food about two years ago that somebody left in the fridge has gained consciousness and is reproducing. Or at least, was reproducing. I also think we need a new fridge. And food."

[Elana]

Elana walks in walking over and looking at the rooms inside she walks over to one and knocks on the door opens it and see's no one in there and places her stuff on one of the two beds that are in there she then takes off her clothes and puts a towell around her sliding out of her room and taking off her towell as she slides into the hot tub her body being hidden underneath the bubbles as she enjoys the relaxing jets

[Redemptor]

((5 to 1 that You will get swarmed by guys soon))

[cross_grave]

Grave was too busy trying to find enough cash to buy a new fridge to notice Elana. After a dozen of minutes, he realised that his efforts are in vain. "Red! I'm going to get us a new fridge, but I need someone to help me 'obtain' it."

[Redemptor]

Eh?And what this have to do with me?

*he didn't even budged on sofa*

[cross_grave]

"Well, we don't have any food now, and we don't have a place to store it either." Grave sighed. "Just move your lazy ass and help me, okay?"

[Redemptor]

Meh.....

*unwillingly he moved in snails speed,standing up*

[cross_grave]

Grave sighed again. "I do hope that you have something that can be used to inflict pain and suffering upon other humans, because you're most likely going to need it."

[flamekeepr]

*Meanwhile in the streets*
"AHHH! what is the horid thing!"
"No don't come any closer!!"
"Someone help! That blob is eating my baby!"

And those were just the first victims of the food mutant that was unleashed. All this goes unnoticed by the pair on their search for a new fridge.

[Redemptor]

*his left eyebrow went up*

Like what..pocket knife or something?

In here I don't have any superpowers,nor magic or weird things

*he shruged*

...more like normal human...after all,this is "everyday" land..

*Red finished with half sceptically grin*

[cross_grave]

Grave shrugged. "I was thinking about something like a baseball bat or a meat cleaver." He scratched his head. "I think there is one in the kitchen."

[Redemptor]

Err.....And You want me to get cleaver and run with it over streets,like some maniac?

[cross_grave]

"Indeed. This should distract the people, allowing me to enter the mall and steal a fridge. If someone tries to stop you or me, kill that person." Grave said that with a straight face.

[Redemptor]

*Reds expression was full of..well,guess Yourself*

You're not serious,right?

[cross_grave]

"Got any better ideas?" Grave replied grimly. "We don't have enough money to buy a new fridge. We can steal the fridge, or the money. Your choice."

[Redemptor]

Ever considered option like "go to work"?

*He gifted him with sarcastic smile*

[cross_grave]

Grave shook his head. "Red, apparently you don't understand the situation. We need the fridge now, because the old one has been pierced with a large, sharp object. The thing from the fridge ate all food." He looked straight into Red's eye. "We have to act now. Our survival depends on it."

[Redemptor]

*he pats Graves shoulder*

Go go commando Grave...

*and returns on sofa*

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at Red, then went back to the kitchen. A loud crash accompanied him as he removed several parts from the fridge's carcass. He returned to the living room and threw his quarry in Red's general direction.

[Redemptor]

*apparently,Red wasn't on sofa,when Grave returned*

((Say,out of curiosity,why were dong that?I mean heck,rp with two people in long dead thread?))

[cross_grave]

((I did it for the lulz. Well, maybe not really. I was simply bored and when I saw someone post here, I decided to try to revive this thread.))

[Overlord_Kakashi]

(I love how crazy this website is >.> can't even keep up, I can't.)

[Elana]

*continues to relax in the hot tub* Someone order pizza D: I's hungry

[Redemptor]

Soooo tempting to refresh myself with bath now...but that would make me defiled in other way.

*he took at a look towards direction from where Elana shouted*

[Elana]

"PIZZA" she says holding her stomach D:

[Redemptor]

Oy,am I slave or something??

*he shouted back*

Meh...girls...

*full of distaste he stood up,and headed to phone to make order*

Graves gonna pay anyway...

[Elana]

*smiles and then continues to relax her tummy still rumboling*

[Twista619]

enters the scene sussing out everyone and sits down to grab a drink of oj

[cross_grave]

"Hell no. You can't force me to do this, Red." Grave walked back into the kitchen, kicking the newcomer as he passed by. "Who put this trash here? Whatever." He began to wonder how to obtain a new fridge.

[Redemptor]

I won't...but there is one girl out there in bath....hungry..poor...and most likely will be grateful to one who will fund her pizza...

Now,You can't pass this,do You?

[cross_grave]

Grave hesitated. He looked at Elana, then at Red, then at the ceiling. "Hmm... We'll see."

[Redemptor]

*by that time,Red finished placing order,and hanged out the phone*

..all too easy...

*he mumbled to himself and returned on sofa*

[cross_grave]

Grave left the kitchen and disappeared somewhere in the house for a moment, then returned carrying some cash. "So, when is it supposed to arrive?"

[Redemptor]

*he took short look at clock hanging over wall*

Around 15-20min...scold the pizza guy if food will be cold..

*stretching,he lied down on sofa*

[cross_grave]

"Yeah, right, whatever. Anyway, what's with you and that sofa? Is it your natural habitat or something like that?"

[Redemptor]

*he granted Grave "what..?" look*

Should I sit in some corner or something?
I also don't have any particular to do...

[cross_grave]

"Perhaps you could look for something you could do." Grave looked at the clock. Something was bugging him.

[Redemptor]

Perhaps..perhaps not...

[Elana]

smiles as she hears the pizza being orderd "Yay" she says as she smiles her tummy hurting and her head sinking against the side of the hot tub "youch THank you Red" she says smiling once more

[Redemptor]

Ya...no problem...Grave declared he will pay..

*put his hands under head,staring at ceiling*

[Elana]

giggles and then continues to wait on the pizza and then getting bored "Is it here yet D:"

[Redemptor]

Not yeet..

*shouts back in lazy manner*

Actually..dunno,Grave supposed to receive the order

[Elana]

sits there for a minute then yells back "WHERES GRAVE"

[Redemptor]

Dunnooo....saw him some time ago,saying something conspiracy-styled

*for a change,he moved,half-changing down from sofa,staring at floor*

[Elana]

her stomach continues to growl as she starts to swim around then sniffles "Hungry!!!!"

[Redemptor]

Patience...Im sure that Grave will rush to You,as soon as he will get the pizza

[Cross Clown]

*A boy wakes up at around 5 to do hw*

*The boy took a sigh*

"damn neighbors can't even shut up"

*he took another sigh and continued on with his hw*

[cross_grave]

Grave walked into the room, carrying the pizza. "Here ya go." He gave it to Elana, then looked at the clock again. "By the way, who put money in the bathroom?"

[Redemptor]

*claps in the hands in lazy manner*

Wohoo for Grave..he had guts to go into bathroom with Elana bathing

[cross_grave]

"Well, I had to deliver the pizza, right? And I wouldn't call this a troublesome task."

[Cross Clown]

*still scratching his head, he takes a deep breath and yells at such a volume that it wakes up everyone*

"I'M GOING TO FAIL!"

*The boy decides to go along at what his teachers will do to him in the morning and goes to sleep*

[Nagashi_01]

He walked in various zones of the forum where people discussed, enjoying the taste of tobacco. He entered a thread that has been notified as a place of RP.

"How interesting this could be... Although it is 2:06AM (On the Eastern zone)."

He looked around only to find inactivity... and simply rested to finish his cigarette.

[Redemptor]

*he turned back up,leaving face buried into pillow*

Booriing~

*he muttered,muffled by material*

[cross_grave]

Grave took a look around, then hit Red with a paper fan.

[Redemptor]

*no reaction at all,except pillow-muffled mumbling*

You teleported or something?Second ago You were in bathroom staring at Elana.

[Elana]

*gets out of the tub holding the pizza then remembering she has no clothes on "..." o.o sets the pizza down and gets a towell covering myself "whoopsy" she says as she picks up the pizza and takes it to a table before going to her room changing and returning opening teh box and taking a slice of pizza and starts eating

[Elana]

(I was in the hot tub XD not the bathroom)

[Redemptor]

(lol,sorry,everyone here walks to places I don't even know,things getting mixed up)

*his eye shifted,tracking Elana as she passed in back and forth*

[Elana]

*has a mouth full of pizza as she sees someone is watching her as she says with a full mouth of pizza "do you want some" in a very garbled barely even english way

[Redemptor]

*he raised head a bit to speak clearly*

Nu-uh...Just looking at Ya.

*after that,head returned to starting position*

[cross_grave]

Grave sighed and hit Red with the fan again, then looked at the clock again. He was sure something was odd about it, but Grave couldn't tell what it was.

[Redemptor]

Yes..release Your stress...since thats all You can do.

*His tone of speech made that sentence, to sound not serious at all*

[cross_grave]

Grave nodded. "Alright." Altough Red certainly wasn't serious, Grave took his advice seriously, or so it seemed. He began to strike Red repeatedly with his fan.

[Redemptor]

Don't be a brat,and cut that...

*no motional reaction from Reds side*

I'm too lazy today to even raise up arm to You.

[cross_grave]

Grave smiled, but didn't stop. "Well, that means I have an advantage, right?"

[Redemptor]

No,You're just building up my Limit Break,and if You ever played FF7,then You know what that means.

*still,he remained motionless*

[cross_grave]

A blue spark flashed near Grave's head and disappeared. "And I've just used Alert, and if you ever played the SRW series, you know what that means."

[Redemptor]

Regretfully for You,I never did...

[cross_grave]

"Oh, it means that I have a 100% chance of avoiding your next attack. Have fun."

[Redemptor]

Ya,live in yer fantasy world..I shall not disturb

(Cat,don't be afraid,You seem like You would like to join:P)

[cross_grave]

"Alright." Grave struck Red for the last time, breaking the fan. Then he removed the clock from the wall and began to study it.

[Cat]

Cat returned from one of the side rooms she had vanished to, her hair still a complete mess. She had changed out of her bathing suit into a comfortable black sweater a few sizes too large and a pair of dark grey pants, however, and was now holding a head-sized green crystal in her hands. The object looked like two pyramid forms welded together on their bases, and was giving off a faint green glow; it also seemed to attempt to float by itself, so Cat had to grip it tightly.

"Anyone seen that weird guy at the door?" she asked, stepping into the middle of the room. "He was spurting out nonsense about how everything is just simulated and how they constructed his entire house, but forgot to fulfill his needs, so he ran away, and how they were watching him and making fun of him that very moment... And then he threw this thing here at me and said now I would be watched, and they would not make a savegame of him and all sorts of stuff... I think a house dropped on him when he reached the other side of the street..."

[Redemptor]

*Reds eyes opened widely*

W..T..F?
I didn't understood much of that...

[cross_grave]

Cat's speech broke Grave's concentration. He looked at her, then at the crystal. It took him a while to understand the situation. "Cat, don't bother yourself with that. I'll take care of it. You should take care of your hair." He walked towards Cat and took the crystal from her.

[Cat]

"Uh, my h..." Her voice trailed off as she tried to look up through the fringes of her hair, giving a rather sheepish impression.

"I don't think I could do much good with that", she replied, tousling her mane with both hands, trying to smoothen it. She sighed and gave up on it. "It usually looks like that when I want it to look good, and it smoothens whenever I don't really care how it looks. Seems most things around me have a mind of their own." She gave a helpless smile.

"So, what's with the clock, Grave?"

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at the crystal, then at the clock, then again at the crystal. He shrugged and smashed the crystal into the clock. Then he picked up his Soul Reaver replica and began to hack both items to pieces. "I had no idea what the problem was before, but now I know what's the problem."

[Redemptor]

He's just a weirdo..don't mind his unexplainable behaviors....just like that guy from crystal thing

*He commented without moving from sofa*

[cross_grave]

Grave stopped bashing whatever remained of the items. "Well, at least I know what the crystal was. But for the sake of my sanity, I hope I'm wrong."

[Elana]

o.o finishes eating her pizza yawning as there were still a few slices left "FREE PIZZA IF ANYONE WANTS IT!!" she says as she giggles and then gets up and washes her face and hands o.o

[Redemptor]

I'll pass on that offer.

*he lies in same place,with peace of broken paper fan over him,left by Grave*

[Elana]

she looks at him "aww but I cant eat the rest and it will be perfectly good pizza going to waistD:"

[Redemptor]

Others will eat,when no one will watch..I'm sure.
And I'm too lazy to move from where I currently rest.

*mumbles,muffled by pillow*

[Elana]

she looks at him giving him a glare and then walking over and sitting on his back "NEVER"

[Redemptor]

*muffled "Umph" came from beneath her*

Now I became integral part of sofa,I presume?

*moves a bit*

[Elana]

She hears him say umph "oh come on I'm not heavy at all and I have a nice round soft butt how could I hurts you!" >.>

[Redemptor]

Oh..not,It doesn't hurt,I'm delighted..kinda...But You sat on me rather roughly.

[cross_grave]

Grave's interest turned towards the free pizza. He ate it rather quickly, then looked at Red and sighed. "Even in a situation like this, he ain't moving... How sad."

[Redemptor]

Like what am I supposed to do?She's on top,not me.

*he turned head a bit,taking a look at Elana over him,and at Grave devouring remains of pizza*

[cross_grave]

"Real men always have the initative!"

[Redemptor]

Yes,yes...go burn some village and rape people already,if that's what makes one manly....You sound like some kind of barbarian.

*he shook his head in disapproval*

[cross_grave]

Grave seemed to hesitate. "Ya know, that's a really good idea." He grabbed his Soul Reaver replica, shouted "BRB" and left the house.

[Cat]

Cat stared after him in utter bewilderment.

"He is going to besiege and burn down a village with nothing but a replica? I know determination can get you far, but that...? I mean, will he go >go burn down your own house and bring all your village's loot to me or I will smite you with this expensive movie prop<?"

[Redemptor]

I have no idea what he is planning to do..for one thing is sure,he will be back shortly.

*he again looked with one eye on area above him*

Hey,Elana..not too comfy up there?

[cross_grave]

A loud, inhuman scream of terror could be heard outside. Suddenly, the front doors opened. Grave walked into the house, carrying his replica. Every person who took a closer look couldn't help but notice stains of blood all over the blade. "Does anybody still remember the thing from the fridge? I've just met it."

[Cat]

Cat stared wide-eyedly at the ... things dripping from Grave's blade - it seemed to be be much more than mere blood stains.

"Well, I'm happy you found yourself something more useful to do rather than pillaging townsites...", she said irritably. "By the way, that scream... was that you, or the thing you encountered...?"

[Nagashi_01]

He walked around, half-dazed and his eyes barely open to guide him around the place. He often bumped into walls or various furniture. He had heard voices, noises... He lets his ears do the job of tracing a path for him...

... What will he walk into next?

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at Cat, then at his sword. A faint smile appeared on his face. "The thing. Apparently, it remembered my face when I "convinced" it to leave the kitchen... Oh, and I'd be very careful with the bathroom - I saw it escape to the sewers."

[Elana]

hmm what o.o

[Redemptor]

hmm?

[cross_grave]

Grave picked up a harisen and smacked Red. "You still haven't made your move?"

[Redemptor]

*takes the hit without any reaction*

If I would to make move,then both You and Cat would get shocked..Elana scared..and I slapped

Besides,fact she just sits on my back,isn't anything suggestive,is it?

[cross_grave]

Grave shrugged. "I doubt you would be able to shock me. Suprise, yes. But shock, no."

[Elana]

*yawns and just continues to sit there starting to get bored and plays with her ds

[cross_grave]

Grave looked at Elana's DS. "What are you playing?"

[Redemptor]

*feels like a dead object*

[Elana]

giggles and shows him "playing Mario Kart ds with some guy from japan named...." squints to look at the screen "Miyamoto... or something like that"

[cross_grave]

"Oh." One of Grave's eyebrows raised. "Well, good luck." He took his sword to the kitchen and started cleaning it.

[Redemptor]

*burrows face in pillow,sofa,whatever is under his head*

Doh...blind circle

*mumbles to himself*

[Elana]

*gets bored and climbs off of him and walks over onto another sofa and sits down and continues playing* You bored me D:

[Redemptor]

*sits up,stretching*

Oh..?

I can react,You know? Only if You wish...

*he smiled in little devious way*