How will the person above you die? (NOT the same as the kill the person above you.)

[zraith]

So don't say it is! (read the title if you don't get it.)

Got the idea from the Dr. McNinja forum. Simply say how the person above you will die! I guess I'm the first victim though...

[Sai]

I will rape you, mutilate you, rape your mutilated body, burn your remains, then rape your ashes.

[Redemptor]

I will keep telling You stories on how cool and awesome Im,and how mightfully glorious my person is.Till Your ears start to bleed and Your brain will crack.

[G3550]

Spontaneous combustion. 'nuff said

[zraith]

You were standing next to him when he spontaneously combusted at a gas station.

There were no survivors.

[G3550]

Somehow, you'll be eaten by mutant butterflies.

[Sai]

You will be raped by bubba.

[zraith]

Due to your obsession with rape, A rape victim comes and shoots you in the face.

[G3550]

You'll get genetic mutations by standing next to a microwave, get lactosis intolerant and die after eating cheese

[Cross Clown]

A bear will come and take you away to have hot bear love with you.

[Sai]

Ginyou will visit your bedroom tonight.

[Cross Clown]

Ginyou will visit you too.

[Sai]

Ginyou will visit you first.

[zraith]

Chuck Norris visits both of you. And He dosen't like either of your faces.

[G3550]

Both Ginyou AND Chuck Norris visit you... and start an epic battle that nukes your city

[Sai]

G will visit you.

[kagomelover]

from being a wietherd and feeble worhtless old old old man.did i mention old.

[zraith]

You visit the zoo- on national "let the carnivores out of their cage" day.

[Cross Clown]

On Wednesday, the 18, at 3:00p.m. you will find something interesting.

You decide to follow it until 5:00p.m. then decide to go home.

You do not know your way home, then someone asks you "where you from, boy?"

You try and run, but the man shoots you down.

[G3550]

*writes something on a notebook* You'll have a heart attack in 40 seconds

[zraith]

The shinigami behind you writes your name in the notebook when you set it down.

[kagomelover]

on your first bi-curious adventure you chock to death on a cock.

[foxyhime]

Wile walking through the wood your are mistaken for a deer and promptly gunned down by over forty hunters.

[zraith]

While walking through the wood, you are mistaken for a hunter and gunned down by fourty deer.

[Marx]

Your death will be simple. Godzilla will hump you. For ten weeks.

[cross_grave]

You will be beheaded by a rabid tasmanian devil.

[Marx]

Rabies. That is all.

[cross_grave]

You will commit suicide after your girlfriend will bite your dick off.

[BaronBukkake]

YOU will get trampled by escaped elephant while humping your girlfriend

[kagomelover]

you will get trampled by your girlfriend while humping an elephant.

[BaronBukkake]

you will get struck by a train while riding on a skateboard

[cross_grave]

You will get struck by a skateboard while riding a train.

[BaronBukkake]

You will get hit by a falling wall while sitting on the toilet

[zraith]

Te universe expands too far and collapses from it's mass. You are the only casualty.

[BaronBukkake]

A rabid dog rips out your throat

[cross_grave]

You are killed by a falling 9 years old child.

[BaronBukkake]

you wake up naked next to a 90 yr-old man

[cross_grave]

(That'd prove fatal to him, not me.)

You wake up naked next to a 20 years old dog.

[BaronBukkake]

you will be struck by a falling rock while sitting in a chair

[HOTL0AD]

you will slip and accidently fall on my roflknife.

[kagomelover]

you get your elbow stuck in your ear and while running to get your mommyto help get it out you trip down the steps and break your neck.

[zraith]

The statement you just said was so illogical your brain explodes.

[HOTL0AD]

you will break your neck by trying to perform oral sex on yourself.

[BaronBukkake]

You are bitten by a snake while playing with your dog

[NihilisticToast]

You are bitten by a [rabid] dog while playing with your snake.

[HOTL0AD]

you are bitten by jimi hendrix while playing with yourself

[BaronBukkake]

You trip over a rock while running with a knife

[NihilisticToast]

(I am sure someone has made a pun on your "Bukkake" name before, but...)

You missfire some seed up your nostril, then sofocate because the ho did not know the Heimlich maneuver.

[BaronBukkake]

(Surprisingly you were actually the FIRST to think of that)

You decide to try out a new toaster and it catches your house on fire

[Rachers]

You father children, all very healthy and live to a ripe old age. Then at your deathbed, a deranged maniac who has a old person fetish rapes you, and it just so happens that he also enjoys sexual cannibalism.

[BaronBukkake]

You will be eaten by alligators

[HOTL0AD]

you will be killed by Ed Geins zombie and then he will rape ur corpse.

[HailStone]

you will be castrated by nazis

[Redemptor]

Hitler will give You blow job so long,until You will die from exhaustion,as result of continuous climaxing.
(One stone - two birds)

[Marx]

You will be madly humped by Mussolini.

[HailStone]

You will be humped by a polar bear until you turn into a popsicle.

[BaronBukkake]

You will get eaten by a snake while humping your sister

[Rift Warrior]

This will be sorta long, so bear with me...

You are captured by terrorists along with two others. One of them remembers that they pray whenever a natural disaster occurs. The leader says "ready, aim..." "TORNADO!" your first friend yells. The terrorists begin kneeling and praying, and he runs away. They get up, the leader starts again, your second buddy yells "VOLCANO ERUPTION, and they start praying again. Finally it's just you.

"Ready, aim..." You begin looking around desperately, trying to think of a disaster, when suddenly it hits you.
You yell with all your might, "FIRE!"

[HailStone]

You will die of an undercooked sausage. By the way baron my sister is 2 years old!

[BaronBukkake]

You are taking this GAME too serious.
But I apologize.


You will get struck by lightning while walking to your car.

[kagomelover]

while watching a certan someone having an incestial as well as pedophilic relation whith thier two year old sister you don't see the grand piano on a movers cart rolling down the hill and are run over draged all the way to end of hill and break through the gard rail and fall into the river sink and drown. wheeewww all that in one breath.

[BaronBukkake]

On your way to a halloween party some lunatic mistakes you for a werewolf and stabs you with silver dagger

[HailStone]

while having long and violent diarrhea someone breaks through your door and shoots you in the head. ^_^

[zraith]

you die in a manner that is in no way sexual. (Shock!)

[HailStone]

you die in a manner that is in someway trisexual (super shock!)

[kagomelover]

in order to be whith your most perfect woman of choice(who happens to be a lesbian) you have a sex change operation. once you are whith her you learn she also had a sex change operation. you fall into a great depressive state, your body shuts down, and you die of a massive infection brought on by your surgery.

[BaronBukkake]

You will be the first victim of a new serial killer

[Tenjenk]

During a freak "impress your girlfriend by lighting a matchstick with your tongue" incident you spontaneously combust.

No need to worry though, she liked your father more anyway.

[HailStone]

While you were walking down the street, someone puts a gag on you and kidnaps you, you were then force to live off your own feces until your captor sewed your asshole shut and kept feeding you and feeding you and feeding you. brutal

[BaronBukkake]

You will be run over by a reindeer while buying Christmas presents

[Tenjenk]

while you sleep at the beach, global warming raises the sea levels and drowns you!

[HailStone]

You will wait in a panic room until global warming actually comes...which is never.

[Tenjenk]

WHile having a picnic in arizona, an experimental super sonic aircraft will shoot past right above you and the sonic boom will rupture your BODY.

[HailStone]

You will die of an undercooked sausage...:p

[BaronBukkake]

You wil die of heatstroke while walking to the store in an attempt to disprove global warming

[Tenjenk]

You will die of an undercooked sausage...:p

Strange you should mention that, but it was an 3 week expired undercooked frankfurter [big german sausage] that came close to killing me. [shhhh every who knows about it just thinks i got really sick]

[zraith]

You supposedly get better after feeling ill from a three week expired undercooked frankfurter when you die of cancer.

[BaronBukkake]

You will be struck by lightning

[HailStone]

You will be struck by a falling icecream truck.

[zraith]

FOXdie claims your life. (let's see how many people get this joke.)

[Tenjenk]

YOu get your arm sliced off and replaced by hailstones [who died of foxdie] own arm. He takes over your body and all vestiges of your conscience and being are destroyed.

[HailStone]

You will die of the hiccups.

[BaronBukkake]

You will die in an avalanche

[HailStone]

You will die in a hailstorm.

[BaronBukkake]

You will annoy a terrorist

[Tenjenk]

You will calll oprah a bitch.

infront of her audience....

[HailStone]

You kick a rhino in the testicles. hard

[OverLordMasterShadow]

You will have one too many spontaneous orgasms.

[BaronBukkake]

You will become an astronaut and when on solo mission you craft will malfunction and plummet into the sun.

[Zyonlostwanderer]

The dime-sized chunk of C4 I attached to the base of your skull detonates after I type the message "Hail to the Chimp" on my second cel phone. Surgeons will do any manner of extra work to not have photos released to family and colleagues. >:3

[zraith]

You go through a time warp in an unknown space storm sending you to a planet ruled by apes. You are enslaved and worked to death.

YOU DAMN DIRTY APES!!

[BaronBukkake]

You will be eaten by a bear

[clueless_furball]

You will be gang raped to death by Rikku and Yuffie wearing strap ons.

[zraith]

Suicide caused by depression after posting an unimaginative death for the person above you.

[BaronBukkake]

Extraterrestrials wishing to establish diplomatic relations with Earth will land on your house during a blackout

[Silent J.]

The spirit of the guy who died before you will posess you and cause you to jump off a cliff onto a giant spike

[Cat]

Third World War will break out suddenly - which you will survive,
and will be ended by the detonation of the largest A-Bomb ever thought possible eradicating all of mankind - except you, for some reason.

Then you will die of utter boredom.

[faithknight2]

I will take a straw, stuff it up your nose and suck out your brain matter, then I will spoon your eyes out and spit your brain into each, thus with that action complete, I will take my knife cut an arc in your belly and take your intestines out and wrap them around your head, plugging your gaping mouth with the shit hole watching you as you choke from lack of air and a shit filled throat unseeing with your brain matter for eyes. and after Im done, I'll rape you in the ass with a pitch fork.

[Cat]

You'll die of an infectious blood disease carried by my blood splattered so generously all over yourself.

Might even by something from the hemorrhagic family :)

[faithknight2]

Ill fuck a hoe and get aids. I will tie you up and cut my balls letting it spill into your mouth. Then, I'll make you eat me till you die? =O omg I suicided =E

[Cat]

You'll be beaten to having absolutely no life by a 19-year-old girl who keeps posting an re-posting everytime you put something on the forums.

The agony of knowing someone spends even more time in the net and even less in the real world drives you to tears, draining all bodily fluids from you until only your papery skin and bones remain.

Then you'll be found and sold as grotesque antiquity to some snobbed rich couple, whose spoiled son will knock your remains over one day while running down the great hallway, shattering you to dust.

[faithknight2]

How can you keep trying to kill me if I already killed you @.@ uhm.

Knifes you in the head with a stick?

[faithknight2]

oh oh! Kicks your groin with my fist and punches your face with my foot <3 whereupon you die?

[Cat]

You'll be surprised by an ever-returning undead forum lurker.

The sight of his/her (gender cant really be told after such a long time) long, numerous fingers, each one with a keyboard key imprinted on the tip, freaks you out so deeply that on the memory alone you'll choke on the next type of food you'll eat - EVER.

If you try not to eat ever again, you'll die from that.

[faithknight2]

Inserts an I.v drip to keep from dying from starvation. He then takes all the sites that have the trojan virus, put it into a c.d and label the C.D Free porn. Then sending it to the Gender forgotten lurker. It would out it in the c.d drive and finding out thatt she's been infected with a virus she would run to the hospital and tell the doctors that she was infected with a virus. The doctors, thinking that she was crazy, would put her to sleep like a dog.

[Cat]

The howl of the forum lurker put to death will ring in your ears, scaring you - almost - to death.

Next, all the spammers, flamers and all those banned for inapropriate behaviour on the various forums on the net will respond to the dieing howl, tracing your IP, googling your personal details and scouting your whereabouts on mapfind. Then they will summon the Greater Obscene Spam of Eternal Flame, a fire pillar bigger than what God created in the Old Testament to lead the people from Egypt and send it to your exact position (+/- 5 meters for GPS accuracy).

You will be scorched to ashes.

[faithknight2]

Dies.

[faithknight2]

Avoids the nobodies with free porn C.ds. They do the same thing and all get pout to sleep. He would then go to the lurker and Inject acid into her eyes =O not necissarily killing it, but just torturing it, he would then kick it promptly in the stomech till it dies.

[Cat]

Hm... tough one...

You notice you have succeeded in killing everyone else in the forum for about a dozen times. Curious as to what their next attack will be, you sit in front of your screen, awaiting their next post so that you can easily counter-post it, defeating them once again.

The post never comes.
90 years later, through the help of the most modern medicine, you still wait for that post - which still doesnt come.
In the end, time takes it's toll: you die of old age, still waiting for the attack - which will probably come in the Afterlife.

[faithknight2]

Thats would never happen! I already know that I have killed them all =E

Instead of waiting for a post that would never come. he would start his own post to attract new victims =E He would tell his followers to spam The lurker! Making it impossible for it to do anything on the computer. Thus He had completely destroyed the lurkers life, causing it to suicide out of pure utter boredom.

[Cat]

To start a new direction:

You will genuinely piss off Jack Bauer.

[zraith]

Jack Bauer pisses off the hoff. They kill eachother in your front yard resulting in a bloody explosion. Unfortunately, in their last seconds of life, they contracted ebola and passed it to you.

[zraith]

You suddenly think of something much more imaginative than what you just posted when the world ends. No one will ever know you actually had a creative idea.

[Cat]

The forums shut down for an entire day, leaving you with no place to put your creativity. A critical creativity overflow occurs, whereas all your good ideas start crowding up your head, banging into each other, making a hell lot of noise in doing so, until finally, out of room, your head explodes.

[zraith]

You were caught in the explosion and received my creativity an intellect. You soon see how boring the world is and enslave it. On your inauguration feast everyone realizes you will be a just and fair lord, and prepare a speech about it. The speech was so moving, nobody noticed you in the back of the room, chocking on a fish bone.

[HailStone]

you die...........of unnatural causes.

[zraith]

Shock!

No, seriously. You die of electrocution. I guess it WASN'T a good idea to take a shower with a toaster.

[faithknight2]

Craps on your carpet and you die of anxiety. OWNED!

[SOSkanesumi ARK]

t-virus infection

[HailStone]

anal infection

[SOSkanesumi ARK]

dies of anal rape with dissentary and projectile vomiting while being forced to see his/her mother get the same treatment x2

[BaronBukkake]

you will die of radiation poisoning after being bitten by radioactive spider

[SOSkanesumi ARK]

impailed by cheetoes while in a freefall to earth from 10 miles in the air.

[zraith]

Tea virus infection. You get a virus from some crappy earl grey tea.

[HailStone]

you will be sent to a nazi concentration camp and castrated.

[zraith]

I kill you because I don't like your answer.

[HailStone]

I have my way with you and then I eat your heart in front of parents thereby stealing their souls and then I shapeshift into a desert eagle and fly away unharmed.

[Kira-Light]

Spiders will come and eat your brain out.

[BaronBukkake]

Extreme old age(213)

[Cat]

On a perfectly normal sunday afternoon, you will meet a man on the street.
He will ask you what time it is, and you will answer him correctly (unless you dont have a watch or cell phone with clock function, in which case you'll probably not be able to help that man - which doesn't really matter here). Then, the man will walk on and you will never see him again in your life.

That is, because a fridge will land on you the next moment.

[kageshibainu]

You walk through the rooms of your house, trying to find a midnight snack. Arriving at the fridge, you find that it has been emptied. Then, you lazily look through the pantry, unable to find anything edible. You sleep hungry.

Next morning, the first thing you do is try to leave your house for the nearest grocery store. You cannot open the door. The garage door is too heavy for you to lift by yourself. No matter what you try, the windows will not shatter.

You die of starvation. Your body disappears, as if it never existed.

And nobody will ever find out.

I'm really bored.

[zraith]

You are standing in the street when you see two cruise missiles launch toward a white space ship. The next thing you know, the missiles turn into a bowl of petunias and a sperm whale. The petunias fall upon your head and you die.

The ship was fine though.

[JokerK]

I hire Hannibal Lecter to hunt you down and EAT YOU ALIVE!! MUWHAHAHAHA!

[SOSkanesumi ARK]

i blast hannibal and you in the face with a .50 cal right in the face

[HailStone]

You will die of having to audition for BME pain olympics 2

[Elana_chan]

you become a victom of vehicular man-slaughter

[HailStone]

you get kidnapped by a man who calls himself casanova and get raped repeatedly until he gets bored and injects you with a lethal liquid. As you die, he begins to rape you one last time...

[Elana_chan]

you get electricuted before falling into a vat of nitroglycerin, instantly freezing before a spark causes the entire vat to go up in flames.

[Cat]

The latest newbie entrant to AL will entirely succeed in breaking the rules.

Ignoring the template (thus pissing of cross_grave), he will demand instant access to the H section in l33t sp34k.

You are an innocent bystander in the following slaughter of Olath's and Ginyou Rinsom's blood rage, being torn to pieces - although Ginyou Rinsom will later state that there are no innocent people hanging around in the forums.

[HailStone]

you will die of super cancer.

[BaronBukkake]

you will suffer hypothermia after being caught in a blizzard

[zraith]

Indiana Jones will melt your face.

[MasterSasuke]

you will trip and fall into a pit of lava

[kageshibainu]

You will die slipping on a banana peel and cracking your head open on the cold ground.

Lamest death ever.

[MasterSasuke]

you will be killed by a lacedly dressed maid.[poison]

[kageshibainu]

Everyone always makes fun of that.

The nearest nuclear reactor overloads with you in it's vicinity.

[Elana_chan]

Someone takes the "bite me" in your sig seriously, it turns out the person was rabid and you end up with a lethal injection to keep it from spreading.

[MasterSasuke]

yeah, and i bit YOU too!

[zraith]

Heart attack in 5,4,3,2,1 .... now.

[Elana_chan]

You get trampled to death at a con, by a horde of fangirls chasing after some bishi cosplayer.

[MasterSasuke]

why wish a heart attack on urself?

[zraith]

You die of utter stupidity.

[MasterSasuke]

why be mean to that poor chinese man on rush hour 3?

YOU are killed by asians for racism.

[zraith]

?

The whiteys hunt you down for your hit on me. Then they treat you to a nice dinner when you figure out the buff waiter was actually a bear.

Maybe you shouldn't have told that racist bear joke around him.

[faithknight2]

"Rapes zraith with a paddle that says shit creek"

*You then die of immense pleasure... and aids.*

[zraith]

Your homoerotic fantasies come true, when the republican's homophobia and protest against gays reaches the point where they nuke you.

[HailStone]

You will be the next victim of Ted Bundy II

[kageshibainu]

Haha, that bite me death was actually funny. :D

A very overweight and obese man will trip and fall on your right leg. The crushing force causes your leg to turn a black object that is sticking out of your body (Think frostbite, but as a bruise). He unprofessionally judges that your leg must be amputated.

Your leg is now amputated and you die of dysentery.

[HailStone]

You will have your breasts cut off and your pubic hair shaved.

So you can be more like a kiddie.

[sanadaman]

will be killed by a loose bowling pin well watching two clowns juggle

[zraith]

The word "well" kills you for calling it in to work on its day off, and then put it in the wrong spot.

[HailStone]

you die of a heartattack because Kira wrote your name in the DeathNote

[swt]

The Flying dutchman will come and take your soul to the davy jones locker :p

[zraith]

Some dutchmen stuff you in a locker. you starve.

[anonymousG]

someone fires their laser in your direction

[kagomelover]

eh who cares as long as he dies.

[Overlord_Kakashi]

Kagomelover will be raped by his gay evil twin and then his oddly enough son from the future will kill them both using fire to burn both of them to death because he couldn't tell which was the evil one. ^_^

[HailStone]

you will be tickled to death

[Cat]

You will be on one team in a game of "Toss the H-Bomb". The game will end in a draw. :)

[Elana_chan]

you will be in the audience

[Overlord_Kakashi]

You die from an overdose of being a higher rank then me in this site. That or the fact it will be caused by you being killed by an assassin hired by meh >.>

[zraith]

You win the gold medal in the newest addition to the olympics' wide range of sports: concrete diving.

[HailStone]

you die of exhaustion from masturbation

[zraith]

Your sex jokes become tired, and so do you. Unfortunately, your room had filled up completely with poisonous gas before you realized it was too late.

[Cross Clown]

Ugh, I've a headache and all you people do is make NOISE!

*Grabs a bat and beats everyone to death*

[HailStone]

*snaps the bat in two*

"this isn't kill the person above you!"

"but you asked for it"

*slits clowns throat*

[zraith]

The forum gods kill you for infecting another forum with the dribble of another thread.

[Cross Clown]

Mind you, my head hurt that day, so I mistook this thread for that other one.

[HailStone]

You die of super cancer. sh00p d@ w00p

[Cross Clown]

you kill yourself because you become depressed over how stupid and fucktarded you are.

Mind you, don't take it seriously, I've said what I've said because I thought you said something rather stupid.

[Elana_chan]

you commit suicide from being around too many fucktards

[wtf-boom]

The person above me shall collapse from dehydration, starvation, and exhaustion resulting from 4 consecutive days fapping to my picture.

[zraith]

Nobody likes a noob. You are lynched.

[HailStone]

clown dies from alcohol poisoning

i'm trying to learn new languages including n00bish

stFU /../..an, i r teh r0xx0rz liek emin3m, u cna go tO EHLL OR ATLE4St help m3 wit hthIS!!111!!!!!!!1~~1!!``!! LOLLOLOLLOLOLlOoLLOlollLLl u n00b

[Cat]

Your failure to comply with thread rules turns Red and Grave's agressive attention towards you - need I state that this is fatal?

(Btw, Boom: Zraith did not say he wasn't new. He merely stuck to the rules, predicting the possible and untimely end of his former poster. Since you are, after all, new, and AL regulars tend to be the ones to lynch new people, his prediction is pretty accurate and shows some insight into the social interactivity of this place :))

[wtf-boom]

You get run over by a car and are left on the side of the road until your heartbroken owner finds you.

[HailStone]

you get trapped in a tornado and after 10 seconds it drops you back unharmed, but you slip on a banana and crack open your skull.

[wtf-boom]

You crash a high society penthouse party, get smashed, walk up to the roof, thinking you went down to the ground floor, and walk off the side, crashing 55 stories to the earth and destroying a PT Cruiser. Well, at least you managed SOME good here.

[Elana_chan]

you realize the failure you're life has been and jump off a high speed rail overpass and are electrocuted by the overhead wires before falling on the tracks and getting plowed by a train traveling at +150 MPH

[HailStone]

a gas station explodes

you were the only casualty

[wtf-boom]

You trip on an escalator and fall for three hours down the up escalator. You are then trampled by Harry Potter fangirls as he walks into the building.

[zraith]

You messed with the zohan.

[HailStone]

an ice cream truck falls on top of you

[wtf-boom]

A house runs you over (Paradox count + 1)

[HailStone]

a piece of tissue paper cuts your head off.

[JokerK]

7 8 you.

[HailStone]

5 6 you.

Whatever that's supposed to mean?

[JokerK]

5 6 you.

Whatever that's supposed to mean?

Lemme put it simplerer!

7 (as in the number) ate (I put it as 8) you (You!!)!!!!

In other words the number ate you for dinner/lunch/breakfast or whatever the time of day it was.

[HailStone]

You will die of severe funk poisoning.

[zraith]

You will die of severe junk poisoning. Not a fun way to go.

[HailStone]

You die of a severe infection on your genitals causing them to fall off and enter a dimension where dogs will eat it.

[zraith]

You get killed by a hailstone the size of a minivan. /irony

[HailStone]

you will be killed by a guy name yraith.

[BaronBukkake]

You will be hit by a baseball while playing football

[HailStone]

You will be shot while taking a horrible dump.

[HailStone]

Sorry for double post but you will die of falling off a cliff

[BaronBukkake]

you will be shot by hunter with "deer fever"

[Kichigai]

You will die when Squirrels steal your nuts and then choke you with their poo.

[HailStone]

You will die of{insert sexual disease here}

[BlueSpear]

you will fall on your T.V and break it so your head is inside it and get electricuted as well from it, and than you'll die.

[HailStone]

You slip on a banana and then a hailstone the size of a firetruck falls on you.

[BlueSpear]

the hailstone that fell on me will bounce away and land on you

[HailStone]

I toss back the hailstone at you.

[DrunkEntropy]

His brain a splode

[Sixth_Dawn]

you will be hit by a bus

[zraith]

My triumphant return is comparable to that of the second coming. Your head explodes from sheer joy.

[HailStone]

You will encounter Gaara Of THe Funk.

[BaronBukkake]

You will meet platinummanaxl then commit suicide

[HailStone]

You will die of super AIDs

[Random_name]

you will meet a weatherman, who wants to meet you since you were the one spamming his mainbox with complaints about the weather and that it should be hotter.

one hand is behind his back. when within arm-reach, he claws at you.
the result?

a big hand of fire... straight in your face!!
THAT HOT ENOUGH FOR YA :D

[HolyFalchion]

You will be stabbed to death by the Falchion and be eaten by Mama Luigi.

[Cat]

You will experience the unspeakable.
Trying to explain it to someone else, your mind breaks down, oozing out through your ears.

And just then, some random guy will come by and knock you over the head real hard.

[JokerK]

The person he was trying to explain the unexplainable to, was you. Your mind is so fucked up from trying to understand what he was saying that you zoned out and then the guy that slammed him on the head Raped you to death. Then left a lolly pop for you.

[HailStone]

You die taking a dump.

[willychilino]

A Tonberry slowly creeps up to you and uses his knife to cut your throat

[JokerK]

You were that Tonberry and you get all the STDs hailstone had and die from them. A horrible and painful death.

[Elana_chan]

you fall in a 300 ft deep pit made of slick marble and lined with jagged spikes at the bottom

[JokerK]

You drown in ketchup.

[HailStone]

You will drown in your own saliva.

[HolyFalchion]

You will die because of that person's saliva overflowing and sinking all the continents and landmasses of the world. I'm in a houseboat.

[JokerK]

You houseboat burns and you drown in the saliva as well.

[HailStone]

You will die of an accidental drug overdose...get it?

[BaronBukkake]

you wil be bitten by a radioactive rabbit

[HailStone]

You will be bitten by a radioactive spider and then you will think that you've gained the powers of Spiderman and plummet to your death off a skyscraper.

[JokerK]

You try my drugs and get addicted to them as well and die.

[Llaramatic]

You will get caught up in tha game, slingin' rock and rollin' dope, and will die when a gang catches you selling on their turf, and subsequently bust a significant number of caps in your ass.

[HailStone]

You will be butt fucked by Alucard.

[JokerK]

You will be skull fucked by the hulk.

[Llaramatic]

You will get told by Hulk Hogan, which is in reality a fate worse than death.

[HailStone]

In a public restroom, you accidently slip on urine and fall and break your neck hitting one of the urinals.

[Hall]

Cancer.

*shrugs*

[Willcheat]

You will get sick one day and go see Dr House for treatment. Sadly, it will be lupus...







Ha, just joking, it's never lupus, you'll have Aids!

[reign_of_me]

a crazy crack head will stick you with an aids covered needle and you'll get hepititis c.

[HailStone]

You get raped and casterated in prison.

[Drakelet]

A cow will fall on you from out of the sky.

[incapable]

13 ninja cats from Utah will rip open your stomach and crap on your entrails.

[HailStone]

You get struck from a falling ice cream truck.

[incapable]

You will die while masturbating.

[JokerK]

Your incapable of walking, so you try to stand and you're legs just snap and half. Then you a pack of wolfs eat you.

[Nagashi_01]

Batman, 'nuff said.